Signs of a crappy country...

[Grunwald]

Your livestock is more attractive than your women.
Your livestock is more intelligent than your children.

 

[coastal steelheader]

1) After a major earthquake, Haiti sends you aid
2) Toyota pickups come with optional anti-aircraft guns in the bed
3) Your government has attacked Israel more than once in the past thirty years
4) Your country has gone to war over a soccer game
5) Michael Moore has done a documentary about your medical system
6) The US has bases for all the branches of the military (including the Coast Guard) in your country
7) Your country still has a monarchy
8) Your navy lost a battle with Greenpeace
9) Your next door neighbor is Borat
10) Angelina Jolie regularly adopts children from your country
11) You fantasize about marrying a hot American woman like Rosie O Donnell

 

[sandman1212]

1) You fight for a Jihad from a book you have never read, only been told about
2) Your best friends son is also your girlfriend on Thursday
3) Your daughter was exchanged for 1 goat and 1 camel, and that makes you proud
4) You make artwork out of all the left over shell casings in your country

 

[Redcap]

1) After a major earthquake, Haiti sends you aid
2) Toyota pickups come with optional anti-aircraft guns in the bed
3) Your government has attacked Israel more than once in the past thirty years
4) Your country has gone to war over a soccer game
5) Michael Moore has done a documentary about your medical system
6) The US has bases for all the branches of the military (including the Coast Guard) in your country
7) Your country still has a monarchy
8) Your navy lost a battle with Greenpeace
9) Your next door neighbor is Borat
10) Angelina Jolie regularly adopts children from your country
11) You fantasize about marrying a hot American woman like Rosie O Donnell

"Chenquieh!"

 

[DinhRose]

Journalists are currently be held for ransom
You know what K&R insurance stand for
The name of your country start with "people's republic of..." or "democratic nation of..." (btw in these cases these nation are usually ran by a tyrants)
The movie hostel made you miss home
US special forces has entered your nation to either rescue or assassinate
The CIA conduct interrogations in your country to bypass international laws
You've seen a uav, Blackhawks, or an AC130 hovering near by

 

[drew]

Your country is always on the brink of civil war
Coups d'etat are routine
Piracy is the first thing foreigners associate with your country

 

[DinhRose]

The leader of your rebel forces is a teenager
The president of the US has visited your country but it's always unannounced
Drug trafficing is only second to human trafficing
Mortars and AA guns keeps the night sky lit
Your illegal operations make our moonshiners look professional
You're wearing t-shirts proclaiming the Steelers as NLF superbowl winners of the 2010-2011 season

 

[Redcap]

The leader of your rebel forces is a teenager
The president of the US has visited your country but it's always unannounced
Drug trafficing is only second to human trafficing
Mortars and AA guns keeps the night sky lit
Your illegal operations make our moonshiners look professional
You're wearing t-shirts proclaiming the Steelers as NLF superbowl winners of the 2010-2011 season

 

[Doubletap]

If you use an unserviced porta-potty on a hot day..it makes you homesick.....

 

[evltwn]

You happily take our foreign aid, then funnel it to terrorists
You spend your waking moments looking for the drone thats looking for YOU
You stone your women while stoned yourselves

 

[DinhRose]

There are multiple threads on this forum devoted to what's going with you
Wikipedia has your country described as SHTF
China has suggested you tone down the communism
You kidnapped Tony stark at the beginning of iron man
Your idea of counter-intelligence are caves
Your government cannot locate several thousand missing missiles
Your cities have makeshift roadblocks
Bear Grylls and Anthony bourdain refused to visit

 

[Swedish K]

your military is afraid to go into parts of your own country
an indicator of road construction consists of a boulder with an X painted on it pushed into the road about 20 feet from the work site
your local cops ride around the city on dirt bikes with various types of sub gun strapped to their leg
a trip to town includes getting off the bus and walking around the rebel checkpoint so the driver doesn't have to pay as much of a bribe to get through
use of public transport often involves climbing on top of the bus/train
it isn't uncommon to be bumped from a flight by a guy who's carry on luggage includes his goat
when flights are coming/going from your airport a warning horn signals the herders to get their livestock off of the runway
there are 2 types of Americans living in your town - CIA operatives and drug smugglers counting the days until their warrants expire so they can go home
your family history can be told by the stories that go with the skulls of your ancestors that sit on your fireplace mantle
the only aircraft you have ever been in were the ones you helped load with the drugs that your village produced

 

[PaulZ]

Your prime minister is known for eating his enemies.

 

[DinhRose]

Convoys are a common occurance through your cities
You don't have border patrol
Gorilla and chimp hands can be bought and sold at your local markets
You never really bothered to remove old landmines
You're still laying down landmines
Your country was the home of one of the 7 wonders of the world
Pirates used to mark your country with a skull and crossbones

 

[DinhRose]

Bono has dedicated songs/concerts to your country
The pope has officially denounced your leader's actions
Feral Hogs are not a problem in your country
Cash is the identification for purchasing weapons

 

[Bon Sauvage]

The best job you ever had was riding shotgun on a garbage truck.

 

[VW_Factor]

Misspelled forum post titles? >.>

 

[DinhRose]

Misspelled forum post titles? >.>

Good catch. Fixed it. Mispellings are indicators of a public school education rather than a poor society.

 

[slingshot1943]

You make $.25 an hour for making $150.00 shoes.
Your brother sends you money from the USA.
Your wife is in the USA to give birth to a USA citizen.

 

[DinhRose]

Thank you all for indulging with this thread. The whole point to show that no matter how bad it gets here (politically or economically) we're still not those countries.