Oregon Shot self in scrote, then weed popped out!

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  1. CHLChris

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    Pocket gun had no holster.
    Gun discharged and shot his ball holster.
    Took off pants containing meth before going into hospital.
    On surgery table, bag of weed fell out of prison purse.
    Arrested.

    You tell us...what was the moral of the story?
     
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    That I need to reconsider my opinion on abortions?
     
  4. surevaliance

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    “But... but... but pot is not a drug!” o_O
     
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    I can only hope enough damage was done to prevent him from ever procreating.
     
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    Everyone is good for something, even if it’s an example of what not to do.
     
  7. billdeserthills

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    Part I don't understand is why would he go to the trouble to stash his weed in his @ss, yet leave the meth in his pants, unstashed?:eek:

    I suppose one of the rare charms of a serious druggy is their refusal to stay lucid
     
  8. clearconscience

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    Why would they not arrest him immediately?!
     
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  9. cigars

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    You know, Portland City Clowncil....
     
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  10. Goosebrown

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    If I had a dime for every time this happened to me...
     
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    Probably just sh!tty weed.
     
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    You mean a dime-bag? :D
     
  13. osprey

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    Well I guess he is not anal retentive.:eek:
     
  14. Rickenbacher39

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    The only thing some people can excel at is being stupid.
     
  15. Tarawa86

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    I was going to make a joke, but you guys pretty much hit the balls out of the park. I'll just sack it in at this point.
     
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    If this isn't a sign that one's life isn't exactly "right on track", I'm not sure what is. Good grief.
     
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    Not just one balloon with weed.
    When being processed another fell out in jail.
    Meth in the car and balloons with weed up his butt. Life is stranger than fiction.
     
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  18. WolfChildBlues

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    "Slipped from his anus"............must be a high traffic area
     
  19. ZA_Survivalist

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    Thats what I was wondering. Unless he knew he was getting arrested and tried smuggling weed in to sell or smoke as he was in jail.
     
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    So I guess that pocket pistol had a malfunctioning decocker. Worked as a de-baller instead.
     

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