Oregon Shot self in scrote, then weed popped out!

[billdeserthills]

Thats what I was wondering. Unless he knew he was getting arrested and tried smuggling weed in to sell or smoke as he was in jail.

Universal conservation of matter laws suggest the only other possibility is someone planted it or perhaps he had intended to swallow it at his first opportunity & didn't get one

 

[Alexx1401]

That I need to reconsider my opinion on abortions?

 

[Alexx1401]

It's easy to see why the guy is 27 and already has a long sheet. Obviously wayyy too stupid for a life of crime.

 

[DirectDrive]

Sounds like he has an anus thing.
He might want to stay in jail to practice his hobby.

 

[Helocat]

Prison wallet is warn out. Too much use.

 

[Member 18201]

What a terrible horrible no good day!!

Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself

"Trouble's no balls" is nearer the truth ?

 

[nammac]

Well I guess he is not anal retentive.

Me thinks retaining anal retentiveness having just ventilated the ole nut sack, might indeed be a tall order

 

[Ops]

I guess we know where the term, that's some good bubblegum came from

if he wants the ballons to stay up there hes got to stop with the anal. the membranes seep lubricant if they get rubbed