Scientists finally discover excuse for drinking beer

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  1. rufus

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    I can now tell my wife (with a straight face) that I'm working on solving our day-to-day problems. Life is good.

    Drinking Alcohol May Significantly Enhance Problem Solving Skills


    Science. :thumbup:
     
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  2. Burt Gummer

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    That is great stuff. Good luck convincing her of that fact.
     
  3. drew

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    Is that two glasses per problem?:D
     
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  4. rufus

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    Sounds good to me!
     
  5. MountainBear

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    You need an excuse to drink beer?
     
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    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. "In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." -Cliff Claven
     
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  8. korntera

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    That's how I got with mine is the first place, alcohol and problem solving how best to approach her!
     
  9. bnsaibum

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    Just goes to show that the scientific method is still far behind the curve of many things that we already know.
     
  10. kenno

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    Science nerds!
    Men don't need an excuse!
    BTW the OP violates Rule #9 for which I have received many "Warnings"
     
  11. kenno

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    Quite possibly THE BEST Documentary in the history of Mankind!
    Did you know that the average Egyptian drank around 1 gallon of beer per day? every man-woman-child
    Did you know that egyptian beer is loaded with tetracycoline, an antibiotic?
     
  12. MountainBear

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    How is talking about beer in the off-topic section violating "All political discussion must be directly related to firearms, gun rights, or the second amendment"?

    Sorry, if there was sarcasm there, I missed it...
     
  13. erudne

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    yes you have missed it because you do not post news items that go against the agenda of TPTB here.
    But if you ever do, you'll be notified under rule #9. Sorta like the Soviets did.
    This is all covered under the Good and Plenty Clause of the US Constitution, look it up!
     
  14. MountainBear

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    Okay? Sorry, I'm just going to go have a beer. Enjoy yourself... :)
     
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  15. RVTECH

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    Wow - I apparently solved a bunch of problems today I never knew existed!
     
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