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Scientists finally discover excuse for drinking beer

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by rufus, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. rufus

    rufus State of Jefferson Well-Known Member

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    I can now tell my wife (with a straight face) that I'm working on solving our day-to-day problems. Life is good.

    Drinking Alcohol May Significantly Enhance Problem Solving Skills


    Science. :thumbup:
     
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  2. Burt Gummer

    Burt Gummer Portland Completely Out of Ammo

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    That is great stuff. Good luck convincing her of that fact.
     
  3. drew

    drew OR Well-Known Member

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    Is that two glasses per problem?:D
     
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  4. rufus

    rufus State of Jefferson Well-Known Member

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    Sounds good to me!
     
  5. MountainBear

    MountainBear Sweet Home, OR Well-Known Member

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    You need an excuse to drink beer?
     
  6. chemist

    chemist Beaverton OR Well-Known Member

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  7. DAPSRT

    DAPSRT Dallas, Or Active Member

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    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. "In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." -Cliff Claven
     
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  8. korntera

    korntera Oregon Member

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    That's how I got with mine is the first place, alcohol and problem solving how best to approach her!
     
  9. bnsaibum

    bnsaibum Corvallis, OR Well-Known Member 2015 Volunteer

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    Just goes to show that the scientific method is still far behind the curve of many things that we already know.
     
  10. kenno

    kenno eastern WA Active Member

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    Science nerds!
    Men don't need an excuse!
    BTW the OP violates Rule #9 for which I have received many "Warnings"
     
  11. kenno

    kenno eastern WA Active Member

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    Quite possibly THE BEST Documentary in the history of Mankind!
    Did you know that the average Egyptian drank around 1 gallon of beer per day? every man-woman-child
    Did you know that egyptian beer is loaded with tetracycoline, an antibiotic?
     
  12. MountainBear

    MountainBear Sweet Home, OR Well-Known Member

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    How is talking about beer in the off-topic section violating "All political discussion must be directly related to firearms, gun rights, or the second amendment"?

    Sorry, if there was sarcasm there, I missed it...
     
  13. erudne

    erudne The Pie Matrix PPL Say Sleeping W/Your Rifle Is A bad Thing? Bronze Supporter

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    yes you have missed it because you do not post news items that go against the agenda of TPTB here.
    But if you ever do, you'll be notified under rule #9. Sorta like the Soviets did.
    This is all covered under the Good and Plenty Clause of the US Constitution, look it up!
     
  14. MountainBear

    MountainBear Sweet Home, OR Well-Known Member

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    Okay? Sorry, I'm just going to go have a beer. Enjoy yourself... :)
     
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  15. RVTECH

    RVTECH LaPine Well-Known Member

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    Wow - I apparently solved a bunch of problems today I never knew existed!
     
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