Looked at the caller ID and another scam call on my land line. Decided to have some fun and answered in an old man's hill Billy voice. It was a scammer wanting my insurance numbers saying they could save me big money on the drugs I take. Keeps asking me for my insurance provider and what drugs I take and I stall em like I am a dumb old hill billy.
15 minutes of stalling and I grunt and grown on the way to the kitchen telling them I will give them the name of my drug and they can tell me how much they can save me. I painfully spell out Comfortis which is my dogs flee medication. He ask me to spell it twice more and then tells me that it's a flea medication.
I told him yes it was but around these parts we have lots of fleas and I take it so the fleas don't bother me. He said he could sure save me a lot of money on the pills if I would just give him my insurance information. I said well I am not sure I am going to keep using it cause every time I take the dog flea pills it makes me want to sit in the yard and lick my nuts, can you do anything about that? He hung up.
15 minutes of stalling and I grunt and grown on the way to the kitchen telling them I will give them the name of my drug and they can tell me how much they can save me. I painfully spell out Comfortis which is my dogs flee medication. He ask me to spell it twice more and then tells me that it's a flea medication.
I told him yes it was but around these parts we have lots of fleas and I take it so the fleas don't bother me. He said he could sure save me a lot of money on the pills if I would just give him my insurance information. I said well I am not sure I am going to keep using it cause every time I take the dog flea pills it makes me want to sit in the yard and lick my nuts, can you do anything about that? He hung up.