Saturday evening and I'm drunk

[Vendor Hidden]

I prefer a fine Irish whiskey like Jameson, but I'm trying to finish off a bottle of Knob Creek given to me by a friend. It's nice, but not nearly as smooth as J. It's a struggle, but that's how committed I am to my friends.

That is all.

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[v0lcom13sn0w]

dont breathe thru your nose. you'll be alright

 

[Connor Murphy]

I prefer a fine Irish whiskey like Jameson, but I'm trying to finish off a bottle of Knob Creek given to me by a friend. It's nice, but not nearly as smooth as J. It's a struggle, but that's how committed I am to my friends.

That is all.

Ah, the great ones make it look easy.

 

[Vendor Hidden]

dont breathe thru your nose. you'll be alright

I never heard that one before.

Also, you need to realize I'm not worried about "being alright" because, like I said, I'm drunk, so by definition I'm all right.

Tomorrow, on the other hand…

 

[Connor Murphy]

dont breathe thru your nose. you'll be alright

Words to live by.

 

[Vendor Hidden]

My biggest worry is that I might buy something.

 

[ditchtiger]

Keep posting so we can watch your posts become slurred.

 

[Vendor Hidden]

When I'm drunk, I type just like I drive: very carefully.

We went out for dinner at a beer and burger joint. I had just a couple beers, so getting home was not a problem. It occurred to me on the way home that the joint we went to would be perfect if I were an alcoholic: it's about 5 miles from home, but only two turns.

One left. One right. Home. Boom!

 

[edslhead]

Keep ponndem downe brother, yaah got ta ctchup

 

[Vendor Hidden]

Keep ponndem downe brother, yaah got ta ctchup

OK, that's it. Gimme your keys.

 

[teflon6string]

When I'm drunk, I type just like I drive: very carefully.

We went out for dinner at a beer and burger joint. I had just a couple beers, so getting home was not a problem. It occurred to me on the way home that the joint we went to would be perfect if I were an alcoholic: it's about 5 miles from home, but only two turns.

One left. One right. Home. Boom!

I used to think that was okay, too, until I read that I was far more likely to be in an accident less than 5 miles from home.

So I moved.

 

[Stomper]

When I'm drunk, I type just like I drive: very carefully.

We went out for dinner at a beer and burger joint. I had just a couple beers, so getting home was not a problem. It occurred to me on the way home that the joint we went to would be perfect if I were an alcoholic: it's about 5 miles from home, but only two turns.

One left. One right. Home. Boom!

I know that ATM that sounds funny in your whiskyfied head.... but trust me, it isn't.

 

[Jamie6.5]

That booze will get smoother if you keep trying.

So keep trying.
Tomorrow is a whole new day, you can deal with it then.

 

[Vendor Hidden]

Tomorrow is a whole new day, you can deal with it then.

with more whiskey?

 

[Vendor Hidden]

I know that ATM that sounds funny in your whiskyfied head.... but trust me, it isn't.

Automated Teller Machine?

 

[Stomper]

Automated Teller Machine?

Yeah.... that.

 

[Vendor Hidden]

Acronyms irritate the hell out of me.

Or, rather AITHOOM.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

I've found Knob Creek to be an excellent Bourbon.
Andy

 

[clearconscience]

When I lived in Kentucky you couldn't beat the fresh from the woods made apple pie in a mason jar.

I rarely, rarely drink but that stuff was GOOD!

Or the ice cold makers and ice tea on the golf course in Paris, KY.

 

[Vendor Hidden]

When I lived in Kentucky you couldn't beat the fresh from the woods made apple pie in a mason jar.

I rarely, rarely drink but that stuff was GOOD!

Or the ice cold makers and ice tea on the golf course in Paris, KY.

I'm not a big drinker either, but this is the time of year that is most conducive to tipping a few back. Something about sunset at 4 o'clock makes me look for options.