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NWFA Members' Cruise!

Discussion in 'Events & Get Togethers' started by Monkeyman, Apr 26, 2009.

  1. Monkeyman

    Monkeyman Portland, OR Member

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    This came in my email and I think it would be perfect for those looking for a different kind of vacation:

    I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania). The cost is a bit high @ $800 US per person double occupancy but I didn't find that offensive. What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of the costs and claims associated with the package.

    $800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing)

    M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at 15.95

    Ak-47 rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at 14.95

    Barretta M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at 9.95

    Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).

    They even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard loads

    "Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."

    Meals are not included but seem reasonable.

    Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs offer......... get this.....

    "MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire"

    Sign my ars up!

    They advertise group rates and corporate discounts......and even claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"

    They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text from the ad.

    "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before Feb 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."

    As if all that isn't enough to whet your appetite, there were a few testimonials

    "I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!"---- Lars, Hamburg Germany

    "Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0 -PASSENGERS-32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English"
    ----Ned, Salt Lake city, Utah USA

    "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their bubblegumty aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam"
    ----"chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.

    "Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot!! This is a must do.
    ---Zeke-Minnahaw Springs Kentucky USA
  2. treemanx

    treemanx Spray, Or. Active Member

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    Sweet. I've got a whole new respect for pleasure cruises, sign me up.

    :gun11: :gun21:
  3. Hotwheelz

    Hotwheelz Pierce County Member

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    Thats good I needed a good laugh tonight:thumbup::laugh::laugh:
  4. ZeroRing

    ZeroRing 26th District, WA Active Member

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    :rofl1: priceless!!
  5. spider

    spider Hillsboro Well-Known Member

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    sounds like a trap.
  6. Grizzly_A

    Grizzly_A Portland Metro Area Member

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    The wife said I could go as long as I upgraded my life insurance......should I be worried?
  7. Silver Fox

    Silver Fox Puyallup, WA Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a hoax but worth researching if it is true.

  8. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
  9. TonsOfOregonBrass

    TonsOfOregonBrass Sandy, OR Active Member

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    The next question should be, who wants to actually sign up.

    Too bad it is just a joke, it sounds like a great time to me. if the mini-gun rental at 450 included unlimited ammo, i would definitely be signed up on that for a little while.
  10. Gooch

    Gooch Olympia New Member

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    Haha! I would like to rent an RPG, and a mini-gun. No nades?
  11. cameronhu

    cameronhu Ridgefield, Wa Member

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    That's great! LMAO
  12. Oakley1wa

    Oakley1wa Beaverton, Oregon, United States Member

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    Sign Me Up!
  13. theflyguy

    theflyguy Beaverton, Oregon Member

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    When do we depart??? I'm in...