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Those that do I may or may not be attracted to.
Abraham Lincoln put it a bit more succinctly:
"I could never want a woman blockheaded enough to have me."
Here the endeth the lesson.
aaaaaand while we're on the subject . . .
TOP 10 REASONS WHY GUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
#10 - You can trade a 44 for a pair of 22's.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun never asks, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you fall sleep after you use it.
AND THE #1 REASON GUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!