Military Drawing Up Plans for Nation-wide Gun Confiscations

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  1. Hotrodvw67

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    I say that The duffel blog is a satirical website. But it does hit a little close to home.
     
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  3. Mark W.

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    WOW someone let the creative writing class go nuts on this one.

    Same web site to bring you such great stories as


    The United States Military and Afghanistan will be getting a divorce so the U.S. can pursue a hotter, sexier war

    http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/01/u-s-military-divorcing-afghanistan-for-hotter-sexier-war/

    or another brain dead favorite

    Marines Go On Killing Spree In ‘Blue-on-Red’ Attack

    http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/12/marines-go-on-killing-spree-in-blue-on-red-attack/

    Please people if you don't have the common sense to judge what you read on the internet. Put the BONG down and step outside your in immediate need of a bunch of fresh air.
     
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    LMAO @ "bong"
     
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    lololololol.:thumbup:
     
  6. RoneKiln

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    The military has plans for EVERYTHING. Even alien invasion. I'm sure somewhere there's a dusty binder with plans for disarming a local populace, and I have no expectation it will ever be implemented. It's probably something left over from the McCarthy era when they thought the country was being over run by secret communist supporters. Some poor shmuck somewhere is required by some old policy to update it every X years along with the plans for a Godzilla monster like attack, aliens, mole people, and merfolk.

    Of course, if we ever were invaded by aliens, mole people, or merfolk, nobody would have a clue where those plans were located.
     
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    That one file cabinet in the back of the SecDef's office that's avacado green that they weren't allowed to digitize, that's where all those plans are lol.
     
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    They said it on the internet. They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.
     
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    @ Blaylocke . . . Bonjour! :thumbup:
     
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    We could just recruit StarCraft and World of WarCraft players to take care of that for us.
     
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    33f6tg7.jpg
     
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    that's ok. I know people who thought Swift was being serious when he wrote "A Modest Proposal" too....

    "I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout." Jonathan Swift, "A Modest Proposal", 1729
     
  14. RoneKiln

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    With my luck I'd end up with the "commander" that prefers zergling rush tactics.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAH...OMG. HAHAHAHAHA
     
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    and several other liberal organizations such as the National Organization for Women, Planned Parenthood, Greenpeace, the American Federation of Labor, and the National Rifle Association, which is apparently a front for all the previous groups.

    Really????? LOL
     
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    Beyond Hilarious!!!
     
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    As an old-time StarCrafter I LOL'd... I prefer the Terran Holy Trinity of Bunker/Siege Tank/Turret, creeping up through the various chokepoints toward the enemy base.
     
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    National Lampoon did a huge article in their magazine in about 1974 on Raising Babies For Fun Food and Profit. I won't go into the details but it would have never made it on the news stands today LOL.
     
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    With mine, I'd end up being the commander of the defense with tons o' sunken and spore colonies and commander of hoarding air units while also not using said units. Why? because phock if I know.
     

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