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Discussion in 'Legal & Political Archive' started by Hotrodvw67, Feb 5, 2013.
Must have forgot his tin foil.
"Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason."
Of course, Berkeley is government funded, so....
This does make sense. The helmet, depending on the geometry, acts as a resonance cavity. A Faraday cage would be much better for absorbing any type of EM waves.
I have to laugh more at the idiots that think that disarming our populace is not in the plans of our radical government! Sad thing is none of us will be laughing as it happens. Just look to New York for the most recent example of "it will never happen". Fools will never find facts and the facts will never find the fools!
I don't think any of us believe they aren't trying to disarm us, it's just that we recognize satire for what it is...
Or in the Bible!
Or political campaign
Come now, the people who believe in a Babylonian God are going to be upset with you.
(and yes, the God of Abraham is a Babylonian God. Abraham was Babylonian, from the city of Ur, therefore his God is a Babylonian God. Most of the books of Moses were said to have been written during the period of time Israel was held in Babylon...that's why they are so similar to Babylonian creation myths...and the whole Gilgamesh flood story).
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