Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.....

[Pete F]

I used to date a gal that now works in the Registrars office at the UI. Or at least she did last time I saw her a few years ago. If you come to Moscow, you will be amazed at how it reminds you of an older Portland. All the leftist ideals and vibe just before the crazy takes over and it goes full retard.

Two college town, what do you expect?

 

[Member 5605]

It would be hard for somebody to get one up on me.

Don't be afraid to stop, turn around and act like you passed a store when walking down the sidewalk or like you missed some canned goods in the grocery store.

Look for that person who makes eye contact as soon as you look around, did they squirm and quickly look away?

Hearing is a good one, walking cadence can be a giveaway.

Don't put target stickers on the back of your vehicles.

 

[sobo]

Don't put target stickers on the back of your vehicles.

You're not the first to mention the target stickers.
Everybody keeps saying it. Damn, I kinda liked 'em...

 

[GWS]

My persistent flatulence keeps me safe
And warm

I can hear the sneezing, gagging and/or swearing from no less than 30 feet behind me and have plenty of time to react.

 

[sobo]

Remind me never to cover your six...

 

[GWS]

Remind me never to cover your six...

My 6 will cover you!