It's All One Big Conspiracy

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  1. ZigZagZeke

    ZigZagZeke
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    Vaccines do not cause cancer and are not used for population control. They are actually more for a primitive form of mind-control than population control. Most vaccines are implanted with small microbes that attack the critical thinking parts of the brain (corporations pay pharmaceutical companies to do this under the table) so that we are powerless to think rationally about advertisements placed in front of us.

    The same people who started this also faked the moon landing and planned 9/11 from inside the U.S. government, and are currently the head of the illuminati. One of them is Tupac. Not only did tupac fake the moon landing, he actually predicted both World War I and II. He was originally a Russian scientist who invented cloning, cloned himself with a black man, like the human fly (also Tupac) and then cloned the result to become the two shooters that shot JFK, right before he invented time travel and took his pasty, still White Russian, self back in time several hundred years and renamed himself Nostradamus. After that he went to the future and fluoridated the water to kill everyone, but had a change of heart and found the cure to cancer, but the current Tupac (renamed Barack Obama) found out an killed him so his health care plan could make more money.

    I found all of this out from Tupac himself. On a recent trip to an obscure South Pacific island I found Tupac, Jimmy Hoffa, Elvis, and Steve Jobs playing Canasta in the back room of this general store:

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    Of course Mr. Jobs swore me to secrecy about the exact location, but I can report that the island itself is owned by the Rothschilds.
     
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  2. Mason3379

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    Lay off the drugs dude!
     
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  3. ThemGunsThough

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    Did someone hack your facebook account too?
     
  4. Jamie6.5

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    :funnypoint: :cool: :worship: :yes:
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  5. mosinguy

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    just the laugh i needed this morning thanks zig
     
  6. ogre

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    You need to lay off the Coast To Coast there buddy.
     
  7. davemata

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    HAHAHAHAHAH. Epic!

    Well done.
     
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    Looking for my tinfoil hat now. :laugh: Well done.:thumbup:
     
  9. KONE KILLER

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    Funny... I always thought of Hoffa and Elvis as Bunco players...
     
  10. One-Eyed Ross

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    Man, and all along I thought the Jewish Muslims from Nigeria formed the Masons on orders from the Vegans or Sirians who started the Knights Templar....but what do I know?
     
  11. ZigZagZeke

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    YES!!!! And the Knights Templar run the general store there!
     
  12. pokerace

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    you know he is RIGHT his report is correct. I had a chat with Elvis 2 years ago..
     
  13. xd45acp

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    I concurred with alex jones it's true no one dies, they just move somewhere else!
     

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