Poll: Hanging toilet paper roll correctly

[cigars]

How do all you MEN have cats?

No cats in my household, just an example from a former life. However, my dog likes cats quite a bit...with ketchup.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

Ive got bigger fish to fry, then to care how sheeeet paper gets mounted. Girly...

 

[308]

My wife got this deal on TP at costco, the only problem is it's single ply and the rolls are oversized so they get stuck in the dispenser and you can only get one sheet half way off before it rips.

 

[partsed]

I swear that my wife leaves the cardboard roll on the holder just to piss me off!! If I was to do that to her, I imagine WW3 would happen.

 

[11Charlie]

You forgot who the hell gives a bubblegum in your poll!

 

[DirectDrive]

Professionals : Front side
Apprentices : Back side
Slobs : Whichever way it lands

/thread

 

[cigars]

You forgot who the hell gives a bubblegum in your poll!

Apparently only the ones replying.... (Dooh!)

 

[308]

Top professions know from experience babywipes are the best. Especially those who surf NWFA from the honey bucket...rain or shine

 

[scrandall01215]

My wife don't ask a whole lot of me but she insiste that it go on the front side. Personally I it never crossed my mind until I met her!

Stacy

 

[DirectDrive]

My wife don't ask a whole lot of me but she insiste that it go on the front side. Personally I it never crossed my mind until I met her!

Stacy

Well, according to post #26 that puts you in category #3

 

[Joe13]

Hanging it front side:
Pros- Dispensed easier, looks more professional.
Cons- Easier for the cat to go nuts on it and leave it in an unraveled pile on the floor.

Hanging it back side:
Pros- Cat proof.
Cons- whatever bacteria/funk/dust/residue from poor aiming is on the wall will get redistributed to your "person".
It's also been suggested that it's un-American to hang it backwards.
None of the above matters while carrying it along to the outdoor latrine.
And no, apparently I don't have anything better to do at the moment that to take a poll on the preferred method of hanging the toilet paper roll.
As always, your mileage may vary.

Who likes cats???

 

[Joe13]

Professionals : Front side
Apprentices : Back side
Slobs : Whichever way it lands

/thread

Nice

 

[WAYNO]

With all the paper mills closing down, toilet paper will be a thing of the past. The tree huggers will have to scrape their bum with their birkenstocks. Or be natural.

 

[albin25]

Everybody knows the REAL question is.....
.... seat up or down


There seems to be 2 very different thought processes involved....

 

[SOrez]

Or their left hand.

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

before i was married, did not care.

after i was married, front side because i got sick of hearin her complain about it.

 

[DirectDrive]

before i was married, did not care.

after i was married, front side because i got sick of hearin her complain about it.

Sir, please get in line #3

 

[WAYNO]

I also didn't used to care until my wife let me know there is both a correct, and incorrect way. I now hang it the correct way, with the tail rolling off the top to the front. And I'm sure she now sleeps better.

 

[DirectDrive]

Or their left hand.

I'm guessin' you've been to the Middle East ?

 

[DirectDrive]

I also didn't used to care until my wife let me know there is both a correct, and incorrect way. I now hang it the correct way, with the tail rolling off the top to the front. And I'm sure she now sleeps better.

Some of us were savages until we were trained by fine women.