Poll: Hanging toilet paper roll correctly

[cigars]

Hanging it front side:
Pros- Dispensed easier, looks more professional.
Cons- Easier for the cat to go nuts on it and leave it in an unraveled pile on the floor.

Hanging it back side:
Pros- Cat proof.
Cons- whatever bacteria/funk/dust/residue from poor aiming is on the wall will get redistributed to your "person".
It's also been suggested that it's un-American to hang it backwards.
None of the above matters while carrying it along to the outdoor latrine.
And no, apparently I don't have anything better to do at the moment that to take a poll on the preferred method of hanging the toilet paper roll.
As always, your mileage may vary.

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[billdeserthills]

My ex-fiance tried to teach me to hang the roll 'front-side'
but that's just one of the reasons she is my ex

 

[druiseeker]

Front side. No reason other than its a legacy of USMC Thursday "Field Day" harassment.

 

[Poofelscotch]

This is a "secret/cold war" in my house, I think.........

My wife puts the rolls on backside.

I put the rolls on front side.

I have mentioned it to her ONCE in the years we have been married, and her response was "who cares".

So, now when I have to go take the Browns to the Super Bowl, I will change the roll from backside to front side. Later in the day or week, I will go again, and find the roll switched back to the backside.

I find it funny now, and chuckle when I see that its changed to backside..................... Then I change it again to front side.

 

[Tbucket]

At least your wife puts the roll on, mine seems to think it belongs on the counter above the hanger after it runs out.

 

[moose]

With the level of estrogen at my house, a thin bead of white glue down the side of the roll enforces rationing.

 

[BillM]

From the original patent----

 

[Poofelscotch]

My ex-fiance tried to teach me to hang the roll 'front-side'
but that's just one of the reasons she is my ex

Better to have ex-fiances, than ex-wives.

 

[edslhead]

Cats all agree, front side

 

[Poofelscotch]

And since we have nothing else better to do then to talk about toilet paper methods, here a good read that would satisfy anyone's mind with toilet paper information:

Toilet paper - Wikipedia

 

[cigars]

From the original patent----
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There we go, the science is settled.

 

[cigars]

With the level of estrogen at my house, a thin bead of white glue down the side of the roll enforces rationing.

I too reside in the house of estrogen. Some days it's just me, my dog and my trailer.

 

[No_Regerts]

How do all you MEN have cats?

 

[No_Regerts]

The real question that should be asked is what handgun caliber is needed while changing out a roll.

 

[cigars]

The real question that should be asked is what handgun caliber is needed while changing out a roll.

The answer is, "yes".

 

[moose]

Better to have ex-fiances, then than ex-wives.

- P

An 'e' for an 'a' makes a HHHUUUGGGEEE difference.

 

[billdeserthills]

Better to have ex-fiances, then ex-wives.

- P

I visited a paralegal instead of a lawyer for my last ex-wife--
Only cost me $50 too! Cheapest divorce Ever

 

[Poofelscotch]

How do all you MEN have cats?

I really like owning cats. They usually keep to themselves, don't always bug you for attention, easy enough to feed and water, no baths, and I can leave them for a week without worries or figuring out a sitter.

I do miss having a dog though, especially when upland bird hunting........................

- P

 

[billdeserthills]

And since we have nothing else better to do then to talk about toilet paper methods, here a good read that would satisfy anyone's mind with toilet paper information:

Toilet paper - Wikipedia

- P

Now that toilet paper is on Wiki, I'll expect islamists to begin using it too

 

[66PonyCar]

Went hunting with my brother-in-law one year. When we met up after the morning hunt I noticed he had no sleeves on his shirt. Apparently he didn't have any TP in his backpack.