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Driving around crazily searching for gnomes makes you a gnome-mad.
 
The President of the Gnomes has served for 42 consecutive terms. He's a real Poly-Gnome-ial.

poly = many
nomial = terms

Yeah, I know, it's a stretch. :rolleyes:
 
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I got a BBQ recipe from a young lady gnome.

I made Gnome Miss Steak.
 
This guy has Gnome Modesty!

 
Gnome-aste

Relax. Breathe deeply. Repeat after me...

Gnome mani padme hum.... Gnome mani padme hum..... Gnome mani padme hum....
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Sooner or later, I'm going to be gnome-inated off the site for posting all these bad puns.


ora pro gnome-bis: Pray For Gnomes
dona gnome-bis pacem: Grant us Peaceful Gnomes
sicut patribus sit Deus gnome-bis: May God be to us as to our Gnomes
 

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