Friends like Jimmy's

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  1. nwwoodsman

    nwwoodsman
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    If you're reading this you probably know what I'm talking about. Anyone else have a friend like Jimmy's? The type of guy that will inevitably get you hurt, embarrassed or arrested yet you love them anyways?
    My best friend in high school could make himself puke on command. Caught him peeking in my bedroom the first time I made it to second base with a girl. We were walking through the school hall one day and there was a very attractive girl walking a few feet in front of us. My friend made the juvenile hand gesture like he was grabbing her backside. Just then we heard our names yelled from behind. That girl's father was the high school principal/football coach. I won't go into details, but that was the first time I had ever seen my friend cry.
     
  2. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf
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    Why you do this to me Yimmy? lolz


    The power of The Exorcist compelled me. just saying
     
  3. Bigfoot

    Bigfoot
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    I disagree w your premise that he has actual, real life friends.

    We are JimmyZZZZZZ friends, that's why he overshares.

    He lives w his parents and he's of the Facebook generation. I'll bet he tells his Facebook "friends" about every meal he eats and everywhere he goes.


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  4. bnsaibum

    bnsaibum
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    I had a friend or two like Jimmy... when I was about 12. Grew out of them real quick.
     
  5. Mrand55

    Mrand55
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    Try to avoid feeding the trolls. It is so hard because it is like ducks on a pond to pounce all over the half wittedness.
     
  6. deadeye

    deadeye
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    Life is too short to have friends like that. I am a very good judge of character and always weed out the bad before they are considered a friend. If they change to the negative over time, they become former friends.
     
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  7. xlsbob

    xlsbob
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    I'm guessing that there is a shuttlecraft in mom's garage.
     
  8. marty8587

    marty8587
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    I bet he has to borrow his own tools back from them too!
     

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