National Dicks Sporting goods doing more than they first said

[JeremyK]

Let's see how many "Dick" jokes we'll get out of this thread.

 

[albin25]

I may be stating the obvious, but.....
.....Bloomberg loves Dicks!

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

You got it backwards.... one doesn't go into Dicks, so yeah.

 

[No_Regerts]

Let's see how many "Dick" jokes we'll get out of this thread.

Went to Dicks, got the shaft.

 

[No_Regerts]

You got it backwards.... one doesn't go into Dicks, so yeah.

Until the doc breaks out one of those Q-Tip things.

 

[Kruel J]

Until the doc breaks out one of those Q-Tip things.

Yikes!!

 

[JeremyK]

Until the doc breaks out one of those Q-Tip things.

I think I'd rather live with the STD...

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

Until the doc breaks out one of those Q-Tip things.

 

[Roger65]

It's too bad Dick's bought up the wreckage left by the GI Joes bankruptcy. I have been reading about GI Joes, and after the bankruptcy there were plans to start it up again on a smaller scale. Then Dick's swooped in and bought up what was left, ending that idea.

And as for dick jokes, beads of sweat are forming on my forehead from the amount of self restraint required to not make one.

But it would be too easy, kind of like shooting dicks in a barrel.

 

[Captain O]

I think I'd rather live with the STD...

Isn't that an engine oil treatment?

 

[Kruel J]

Isn't that an engine oil treatment?

STP/STD. Same same.

 

[SUPER X]

STP/STD. Same same.

GI JOES had STP / Dicks has STD

 

[JeremyK]

Isn't that an engine oil treatment?

You don't know the difference? I thought STD's were standard issue in the Navy!

 

[Captain O]

GI JOES had STP / Dicks has STD

GOTCHA!

 

[Captain O]

You don't know the difference? I thought STD's were standard issue in the Navy!

I thought that the question had "probative" value.

 

[Tangent123123]

"Gun owners screwed by Dicks!"

 

[Captain O]

"Gun owners screwed by Dicks!"

You've heard the phrase "No Jacket Required" haven't you? This was "No Condom Offered".

 

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[Mikej]

So much good above. Take two likes each from petty cash.

I just saved you from googling dicks....you're welcome

But this, ^^^ is something I never thought I'd see!

 

[Captain O]

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I KNEW you would!