Bowel movements

[OutlawHoss]

Hey Hoss,Love me some Resonator!

Yeah man! I love it too. I play lap steel too. I am a classically trained musician since early childhood (trombone) but I've fallen in love with the resonator.
Suppose I should mention something about crappin to keep it on topic . . .
Still gots nothing.

 

[No_Regerts]

I call these......background checks.

 

[Ura-Ki]

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I call these......background checks.

Or MudFlaps!!!

 

[Diamondback]

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The way my butthole feels after eating Thai food.

Yeah, mine too. Or Mongolian... or too much Tex-Mex. All culinary "Highways to the Danger Zone"... *Kenny Loggins guitar riff*

 

[Diamondback]

Sorry guys, but can't resist...



*snickering*

 

[nammac]

Sorry guys, but can't resist...

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*snickering*

That what happens after eating at Chevy's Fast Mex!

 

[308]

After eating spicy mexican food, my boss always says he's be looking for wet grass in the morning

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Hey Vanna, I'd like to buy a bowel ...
Ew! never mind. LOL
Andy

 

[Joe13]

After eating spicy mexican food, my boss always says he's be looking for wet grass in the morning

I never have been a spicy food fan, partly because of that second burn... I have no idea why people do that to themselves.

 

[jbett98]

My best friend had moved to Eugene and one Friday night he took (stole) his dads car up to Portland for a rock concert while his dad was out of town, even though he had been expressively forbidden to use it.
After the concert, we were joy riding around N. Portland looking for someone to buy us some beer when my friend stated that he had to take a dump like right now, so he pulled over on a side street and hopped a fence to do his business.
We never did get the beer and my friend dropped me off and sped home to Eugene.
Three days later, his dad comes back from the mailbox with a small package and when he opens it up, (He shares the same first name as his dad) inside was a note and my friends wallet.
He had a heck of a time trying to explain how his wallet got lost in a N. Portland back yard lying next to a big pile of poop.

 

[oknow]

Boy howde this is one crappy thread.

 

[x2ndxall]

Or MudFlaps!!!

Mud Flaps are what those of the other persuasion call the nads.

 

[Medic!]

I never have been a spicy food fan, partly because of that second burn... I have no idea why people do that to themselves.

We can sense the heat down there. Just be glad we cant taste it.

Anyways. This is becoming a crappy thread. It's sure to be a brown eye on the lot of us.

 

[Brutus57]

Dad used to announce he was going to depth charge the Nazi's, Jap's or Ruskies! Mid way through he would yell "Roll Another Spread" Us kids would always laugh hard!

Now that's funny, roll another spread!

Brutus Out

 

[Medic!]

Oh lord. I can feel my brain shrinking. It's back to age six now.

[That's from age 12 where it started].

 

[Joe13]

My brother and his friend moved to CA and shared an apartment.

In the middle of summer with no AC or breeze they decided to try and make pinto beans with directions from my dad.

I guess they made them Friday in a huge pot and planned on it lasting almost a week. Lasted 24 hours and then these two nerds are stuck in the house with 2 gaming PC's, no breeze and a little fan blowing their stench around for the rest of the weekend.

I still laugh about that when I think about it.

 

[nammac]

I never have been a spicy food fan, partly because of that second burn... I have no idea why people do that to themselves.

So would this be referred to as "red eye"

 

[Joe13]

So would this be referred to as "red eye"

Takes making the statement, "I am catching a red eye first thing tommorow morning.", a whole different conversation

 

[Bon Sauvage]

If you're going to crap on a thread then do it in style:

 

[Captain O]

Hillary Clinton: The Turd That Just Won't Flush

Like hope, $#it floats!