Bend man shoots himself in the leg, then drives to hospital, passes out, crashes into pillar

[Yarome]

I can be an heir...


I know that sounds pretty lame, coming after my post right above this one...

You may be in heir, but there remains a possibility you might be right. Statistically.... it's bound to happen 'eventually'....

 

[Yarome]

I rescue kittens and puppies.
I'd like to get on the heir list, please.

Heir of the dog? I think most of us are well familiar, too.

 

[trevi]

Step back, buddy, my name's already ahead of yours...

I'll race you for it!

 

[sobo]

I'll race you for it!

You know I have a dead foot from the botched operation 3 years ago, so that's not even remotely fair...


And you know it!

 

[Flopsweat]

I can be an heir...


I know that sounds pretty lame, coming after my post right above this one...

Any of my guns that go to Trevi, you are welcome to ask him for.

 

[Flopsweat]

Not from what I've seen, buddy!

Times change, my friend.

 

[sobo]

Times change, my friend.

'Twas but a friendly joke...

 

[Yarome]

Times change, my friend.

Quitter!

 

[Flopsweat]

Quitter!

Hey, it wasn't my idea.

 

[sobo]

Hey, it wasn't my idea.

Blamer!