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You're doing it wrong (most likely, anyway)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by mkwerx, Dec 12, 2013.

  1. mkwerx

    mkwerx Forest Grove, OR Well-Known Member

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    You're Doing It Wrong


    I can see a market for a redesigned stool blossoming. Something with foot rests that change the body's position, because lets face it, no one is gonna want to do their business over a hole in the floor in this country. And old people and people with disabilities still need a place to conduct business.

    Crapper 2.0 - coming to a bathroom near you?
     
  2. Fast Eddie

    Fast Eddie Vancouver Well-Known Member

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    What a compelling preponderance of evidence. I'm never using a toilet again. I loved the pie chart.
     
  3. Caveman Jim

    Caveman Jim West of Oly Springer Slayer 2016 Volunteer

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    I am not even going to watch the video, no friggin way!!!!
     
  4. mkwerx

    mkwerx Forest Grove, OR Well-Known Member

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    Its a computerized stick figure, no actual poopers involved. And some digital graphs and pie charts
     
  5. oknow

    oknow amboy wa. Well-Known Member

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    I might get down but I won't get back up.
     
  6. Sstrand

    Sstrand La Grande OR Well-Known Member

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    More people might use it if they cut a hole in the ceiling of the Senate Chambers . . .
    I can see a new tourist "business" being created for D C.

    Sheldon
     
  7. Mikej

    Mikej Portland Gold Supporter Gold Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    BUY ONE AND GIFT NUMBER TWO!
    The ORIGINAL Squatty Potty toilet stool - Official Website My goodness........

    Interesting, just caught the end of a DR. OZ (I know I know) the other day and he too was saying squatting was better. Problem as I see it is, my old knees wouldn't get me back upright if thrones were lower.

    Mike
     
  8. jbett98

    jbett98 NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    In a lot of Europe's rest rooms, all you get is a small bowl like depression with a floor mounted button you step on to flush the bowl.
     
  9. EUGENE the REALTOR

    EUGENE the REALTOR Portland Metro Active Member

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    Wouldn't leaning forward accomplish the same thing? You naturally do this if you're holding a newspaper or magazine with your elbows on your knees. I guess you wouldn't make any money if you were telling people to crap this way though...
     
  10. Fast Eddie

    Fast Eddie Vancouver Well-Known Member

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    This was some nerdy fetish group getting funded to watch Stanford sorority girls poop, Unfriggenbelievable.