What's the best fork?

[coop44]

I usually carry a Salad fork, concealed, and it sure is capable of shoveling in the food. As a self defense weapon it keeps family members from snatching food offa my plate, and they have the scars to prove it. But I would like to know what you guys think.

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[CJ1089]

I usually carry a Salad fork, concealed, and it sure is capable of shoveling in the food. As a self defense weapon it keeps family members from snatching food offa my plate, and they have the scars to prove it. But I would like to know what you guys think.

So you have to stab people in your own home in order to eat in peace?
Since you asked, I think you should move and not let them know where you go.

 

[coop44]

since the "who gets the last porkchop?"incident that cost me a kidney in '72, I am always on guard at the dinner table. Little sisters can be unstable and dangerous.

 

[billc]

since the "who gets the last porkchop?"incident that cost my a kidney in '72, I am always on guard at the dinner table. Little sisters can be unstable and dangerous.

Salad is fine, but I like to keep a bit of distance between me and "them." Carving fork or in a pinch a serving works just fine!

 

[808hondacrguy]

THIS!!!!!!!!
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/tactical-bbq-fork

 

[forefathersrback]

I usually carry a Salad fork, concealed, and it sure is capable of shoveling in the food. As a self defense weapon it keeps family members from snatching food offa my plate, and they have the scars to prove it. But I would like to know what you guys think.

Ok, I'll take a stab at it....FORK YOU!!!..lol

 

[44mag2ndamend]

THIS!!!!!!!!
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/tactical-bbq-fork

Those only work when ample amount of BBQ Breath Refresher is applied adequately to the Chefs thirst mechanism.

 

[SomeDude]

Nobody NEEDS a military style high capacity stainless steel fork with extra tines. A plastic spork works just fine. If somebody is threatening to enter your plate and take your food just do 2 warning pokes thru the paper plate.

 

[SomeDude]

Nobody NEEDS a military style high capacity stainless steel fork with extra tines. A plastic spork works just fine. If somebody is threatening to enter your plate and take your food just do 2 warning pokes thru the paper plate.

 

[Mark W.]

You know when the Bill of rights were ratified in 1779 the common fork was only a 3 tiner and it did everything the average man needed no reason to go go crazy on some 4 tiner. If your really a traditionalist you can go with a nice bone handle I personally carry on of these with me.



Compact easy to pocket yet quick to deploy. The Sambar Stag handles give excellent purchase and while a little harder to clean then a smooth bone I think the esthetics are well worth the effort.

 

[DieselScout]

Real men carry Titanium Sporks. There is nothing more tactical then something that can tear into a steak and spoon up a good soup. And why go after salad? Salad if what food eats.

 

[3MTA3]

You know when the Bill of rights were ratified in 1779 the common fork was only a 3 tiner and it did everything the average man needed no reason to go go crazy on some 4 tiner. If your really a traditionalist you can go with a nice bone handle I personally carry on of these with me.



Compact easy to pocket yet quick to deploy. The Sambar Stag handles give excellent purchase and while a little harder to clean then a smooth bone I think the esthetics are well worth the effort.

Is that the fold up shoulder thing? I thought those were illegal?

 

[SomeDude]

You have to pay $200 and wait 12 months to have it registered as a SHR (short handle fork)

 

[cmica]

 

[bnsaibum]

A D-handle mulch fork lets them know you mean business and can hold your entire salad at one go. For the BUF I like to carry and Oyster Fork

 

[Garg]

Them: Why do you always feel the need to have a fork.
Me: I would rather have a fork, and not need it, then to need a fork, and not have it.

Just sayin.

 

[Sgt Nambu]

It is totally rude to use on a family member! I haven't pinned some aWhole's hand to a table since the Army! "Man! The Army owns everything here, including my azz, except this food! This food is mine now so do not bubblegum with it!"

 

[3MTA3]

Ahhhh... that explains the $70 fork ads in the for sale section

 

[marty8587]

I buried a thousand pack of individually wrapped black tactical sporks! Rumer is they came out the back door of a Taco Bell warehouse...

 

[PORSCHE928S4]

These will slow you down while eating so in theory will help you lose weight !