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what would you put on your tombstone?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by sheepdip, Jun 21, 2012.

  1. sheepdip

    sheepdip Redland Well-Known Member

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    Talk about off topic, just kind of curious what others are thinking!
     
  2. Chee-to

    Chee-to Oregon Well-Known Member

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    "VACANT"
     
  3. EMP9596

    EMP9596 Two Trees West of Camas, WA. Active Member

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    No tombstone... Cremation... Douchbag... Run me through one more time! :bluelaugh:
     
  4. cetme

    cetme oregon city Member

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    mushrooms,olives..maybe some artichoke hearts.
     
  5. PDXoriginal

    PDXoriginal PNW Well-Known Member

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    Buried upside down so you can kiss my arse.
     
  6. jonn5335

    jonn5335 Longview Active Member

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    The F***ers dead
     
  7. eldbillbo

    eldbillbo clackamas New world samurai and a redneck none the less Bronze Supporter

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  8. Burt Gummer

    Burt Gummer Portland Completely Out of Ammo

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    I've always thought the whole burial thing was barbaric. Here are my decaying meat and bones and lets make a shrine to them. Cremation, dumpster, who cares.

    Burial comes from the earliest human cults that believed you had to go into the 'underworld' before your soul could ascend upward. Bleech. Cemeteries are wastes of space.
     
  9. MarkAd

    MarkAd Port Orchard Well-Known Member

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    He's ready for the wedding.
     
  10. LyleLovett666

    LyleLovett666 Seattle Active Member

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    I'm with the cremation thing,but if I had to choose,HE FINALLY SHUT THE EFF UP.WHAT A A$$.I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT HE WOULD NEVER DIE.I MEAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,HE JUST WENT ON,AND ON,AND ON.I WAS ABOUT TO KILL HIM MYSELF IF NATURE COULDN'T DO THE JOB.MY GREATEST FEAR IS THAT HE COMES BACK AS A ZOMBIE AND I'LL HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM ONCE AGAIN AND FOREVER.I'D RATHER DIE MYSELF THAN HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THAT HEII AGAIN.FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I WAS ACTUALLY ROOTING FOR THE CANCER.GAWD THAT TOOK TOO LONG.

    LOVE,MOM.
     
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  11. techiej

    techiej vancouver, wa Active Member

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    +1 on cremation...but if I had to have a tombstone it woule probably be inscribed with Meh!
     
  12. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg WA Well-Known Member

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    I'll be back
     
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  13. eldbillbo

    eldbillbo clackamas New world samurai and a redneck none the less Bronze Supporter

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    Beware... Walking Dead



    or


    I'm coming to get you Martha
     
  14. pakrat57

    pakrat57 Reedsport Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Cremation also, tombstone... "Can you just leave me alone now".
     
  15. captqc

    captqc Tigard Silver Supporter Silver Supporter

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    "I told you I was sick!"
     
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  16. One-Eyed Ross

    One-Eyed Ross Winlock, WA Well-Known Member

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    RHF
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    SSG, US Army 1974 - 1988
     
  17. unklekippy

    unklekippy In The Mountains Near Sprague River Well-Known Member

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    I personally believe that tombstone's and funerals and such are for the folks you left behind. I highly doubt that you will give 2 s***'s about where your carcass is or what condition it is in. If there is a God, he is a Christian God, therefore I want a Christian burial. If we are to complete this "circle of life", are we not wasting some valuable resources in a furnace? Your remains could feed worms for months, years even.

    I want my tombstone to say something that comforts my descendants when they visit my grave. If there is no one to visit my grave, bury me in a shallow grave in the woods. At least something will eat it. Kip

    P.S. When my wife tells me I have bad taste, does that mean I need to tone it down with the Hawaiian shirts, or that my flesh is not fit for consumption? I guess it's a matter of context...
     
  18. One-Eyed Ross

    One-Eyed Ross Winlock, WA Well-Known Member

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    Now that's funny right there.
     
  19. elsie

    elsie Way over there on the left Well-Known Member

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    "He's dead, Jim."
    "Guess he shouldn't have worn that red shirt."


    elsie
     
  20. PDXSparky

    PDXSparky Keizer / Hillsboro Well-Known Member

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    If I had to choose what to put on my tombstone, that would mean I'd have to plan ahead for dying. I think that usually the person(s) left behind get to choose what's on the tombstone. Personally, I don't care what my wife or kids do with my body after I die.

    But, if I had to choose, "Last words: Hey bubba, watch this" or "I told him not to eat that"

    How about what you'd put on your spouse's headstone?