what would you put on your tombstone?

[nwo]

Pepperoni, olives, sausage and mushrooms.

 

[deadeye]

+1 on cremation.

If I had a stone the gesture I am well known for, the one finger salute.

 

[KONE KILLER]

Here lies Lester Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brakes....

 

[slimmer13]

Throw me in a ditch for all I care, but I have always liked this one.

Remember Man as you go by
As you are now so once was I
As I am now so shall you be,
Prepare yourself to follow me

 

[accessbob]

How about -

Please visit NorthwestFirearms.com

Might as well advertise. :winkkiss:

 

[Dipstick]

I feel like I am tempting fate to even post on this Thread....But since I am with Burt, no matter what fate has in store for me, there will be no inscription! Just to be fun however, how about:

"He worked 35 years for this little piece of ground"

 

[jbett98]

"That's all Folks."

 

[PaulZ]

that is one big *** stone!

I'm with the cremation thing,but if I had to choose,HE FINALLY SHUT THE EFF UP.WHAT A A$$.I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT HE WOULD NEVER DIE.I MEAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,HE JUST WENT ON,AND ON,AND ON.I WAS ABOUT TO KILL HIM MYSELF IF NATURE COULDN'T DO THE JOB.MY GREATEST FEAR IS THAT HE COMES BACK AS A ZOMBIE AND I'LL HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM ONCE AGAIN AND FOREVER.I'D RATHER DIE MYSELF THAN HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THAT HEII AGAIN.FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I WAS ACTUALLY ROOTING FOR THE CANCER.GAWD THAT TOOK TOO LONG.

LOVE,MOM.

 

[kamshaft]

Here lies Butch
We planted him raw
Quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw

 

[Mark W.]

Two come to mind.

The first "HA HA I'm not really dead"

and two "Hey Babe you look kinda HOT in Black"

 

[Member 5605]

"Tag you're it"

 

[Scrammer]

I want a stone that memorializes my Forty Acre Arse sticking up in the air.
With the inscription " Kiss It, or Park Your Bike"

 

[Blitzkrieg]

"He's dead, Jim."
"Guess he shouldn't have worn that red shirt."


elsie

I have the complete DVD collection.... and watched it in prime time!

 

[cowbikinlogger]

Wish You were Here.

 

[Mark W.]

Wish You Were Here

following that line of thought

"Learning to Fly"

"A Great Day for Freedom"

"Your Possible Pasts"

"What Shall We Do Now?"

"Welcome to the Machine"

"Waiting for the Worms"

"The Show Must Go On"

"The Great Gig in the Sky"

"The Final Cut"

"Speak to Me"

"Signs of Life"

"Shine On You Crazy Diamond"

"Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun"

"Run Like Hell"

"Point Me at the Sky"

"One of the Few"

"Obscured by Clouds"

"On the Run"

"Nobody Home"

"Let There Be More Light"

"Is There Anybody Out There?"

"Interstellar Overdrive"

"Have a Cigar"

"Empty Spaces"

"Don't Leave Me Now"

"Coming Back to Life"

"Comfortably Numb"

"Careful with That Axe, Eugene"

"Biding My Time"

"Absolutely Curtains"

For those of you not in the know the above are all PINK FLOYD songs if you don't know who PINK FLOYD is I just can't help you it wouldn't do any good.

 

[Hardwood floor guy]

"As you are now,so once was I.
As I am now so you too shall be"muahahahaha!

yeah that or"here lies Joe Brown,he forgot to keep his head down."

 

[bnz43]

It would say "next time bring some beer." Or "see you soon"

 

[sheepdip]

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

 

[Stomper]

I'm a cremation guy, BUT on my stone, urn, paper bag (whatever)....

I wish I were the man I knew to be... So little time.

 

[KONE KILLER]

Will return in __ minutes