OR the guy who constantly wears 5.11 pants with some sort of slightly-too-tight polo shirt, Oakleys, at least 3 things clipped to his pockets, Luminox watch and of course....a beard.
He only shoots military calibers. Every rifle he owns weighs twice as much as it needs to. His handguns are always colored in flat dark poop.
Hey Pug! I wear Oakley's with pride!