We've all met this gun owner . . .

[joken]

Usually wearing camoflage (in a Walmart??), often driving a pickup with a lot of bump stickers.

I try not to "be that guy." But I must admit the siren call of the hoplo-holic is sometimes strong.

(Hey, I'll find a use for that 20mm bolt-action rifle. I really will. I can quit any time.)

"Better than a day at Disneyland"

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Are you an Oregon native?

 

[thewhitebuffalo83]

OR the guy who constantly wears 5.11 pants with some sort of slightly-too-tight polo shirt, at least 3 things clipped to his pockets, and of course....a beard.

He only shoots military calibers. His handguns are always Glocks

Fixed it for you, I'm this guy! Lol

 

[coop44]

What about the mesh muscle shirt?

 

[coop44]

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[11Charlie]

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You should put a warning label on that link

 

[HuckleberryFun]

Y'all just ain't right. And I mean all y'all.

 

[Capn Jack]

From time to time someone sends me one of those "Wall-Monster" e-mails.
I try to avoid opening them as they make my eyes hurt.

 

[Xaevian]

That top really flatters that figure. You can see everything underneath. You guys need to check that out before the mods take it down!










Reminds me of a dolphin in a tuna net. A. Really. Big. Dolphin. PS, gotcha!

 

[CamoDeafie]

AND...

A 46" waistline over a 38"belt.

I don't care if it looks better to wear pants up to the middle of my beer keg belly, I have always HATED how pants feel when worn that high, ever since my football days when they will ALWAYS roll down to my hips.....

Sure I'll wear a pistol belt in that general area if I have a BDU style shirt/coat that hangs low enough.... but otherwise... nope. never. I do need to lose weight though.

Its when I'm crouching, or sitting, if I have a belt thats reasonably tight (like the ALICE belt for example), then I end up looking like the Michelin Man or worse.

Its also why I wear Tall shirts, they don't do that crap on me

You may want to not click......
http://rss-vamt.wikispaces.com/file/view/fat-king.jpg/131913363/fat-king.jpg

 

[Xaevian]

Moths to a flame...

 

[Flopsweat]

I don't care if it looks better to wear pants up to the middle of my beer keg belly, I have always HATED how pants feel when worn that high, ever since my football days when they will ALWAYS roll down to my hips.....

Sure I'll wear a pistol belt in that general area if I have a BDU style shirt/coat that hangs low enough.... but otherwise... nope. never. I do need to lose weight though.

Its when I'm crouching, or sitting, if I have a belt thats reasonably tight (like the ALICE belt for example), then I end up looking like the Michelin Man or worse.

Its also why I wear Tall shirts, they don't do that crap on me

You may want to not click......
http://rss-vamt.wikispaces.com/file/view/fat-king.jpg/131913363/fat-king.jpg

I'm not clicking that...