We've all met this gun owner . . .

[edslhead]

Usually wearing camoflage (in a Walmart??), often driving a pickup with a lot of bump stickers.

I try not to "be that guy." But I must admit the siren call of the hoplo-holic is sometimes strong.

(Hey, I'll find a use for that 20mm bolt-action rifle. I really will. I can quit any time.)

"Better than a day at Disneyland"

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If your in a Walmart there is no way you could possibly dress wrong. I know I wouldn't go in one without my shemagh on.

 

[Mikej]

There is some REEEAAL talent here I tell ya! Everybody gettin' a little happy on a Saturday night, maybe?

 

[Medic!]

Thant you.......Thank you all.
I'm here all week.

And don't forget to try the Prime Rib.

 

[Boboclown]

If your in a Walmart there is no way you could possibly dress wrong.

If you dress like a normal person you dressed wrong for Wal Mart.

 

[Medic!]

Axe, spear, sword, gun.
You never know what tool may be best for the job that presents itself?

I don't want to be the guy that asks. ''Crap! Why didn't I buy a bull whip''.

 

[11Charlie]

And don't forget to try the Prime Rib.

Some one say Prime Rib

 

[Flopsweat]

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Whatever you do , you don't want to end up like the guy in the red cap.
You have serious discussions about which is the better lube Bear Grease or Deer Tallow...

Blood a has almost been spilled when you have given your thoughts on whether or not Lewis and Clark carried Model 1803 Rifles...

You don't even notice when other folks look at you funny , 'cause of your buckskin clothes...

When someone asks about your ramrod , you don't blink an eye , and just whip it on out ...

The list is endless ... Be careful about what guns you develop a interest in .
Andy

Buckskin makes the Cucks grin.

 

[Mark W.]

What do I need with an axe?

I'm a samurai!


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my Swiss army knife will do that and it fits in my pocket!

 

[MrMillspecer]

A 75-year-old great-grandmother said she was punched repeatedly in the face at Wal-Mart. The incident started when the 75-year-old, riding one of the stores' mobility scooters, accidentally ran into another shopper. (Image source: WSB-TV video screen

Not so funny now is it........



......,?. I do feel bad for her. And it blows my mind what a zoo even Walmart has become. You should be prepared even if it's just Walmart. It happens.

 

[Tony617]

I recently bought a tomahawk.... LOL!


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I bought the Gerber Apocalypse Kit that first appeared in the "Walking Dead". I don't think I what paid what they cost now and I don't know how good the blades are either.

Apocalypse Kit

 

[Joe13]

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Whatever you do , you don't want to end up like the guy in the red cap.
You have serious discussions about which is the better lube Bear Grease or Deer Tallow...

Blood a has almost been spilled when you have given your thoughts on whether or not Lewis and Clark carried Model 1803 Rifles...

You don't even notice when other folks look at you funny , 'cause of your buckskin clothes...

When someone asks about your ramrod , you don't blink an eye , and just whip it on out ...

The list is endless ... Be careful about what guns you develop a interest in .
Andy

Rockin the fashion Andy

 

[Joe13]

Some one say Prime Rib

My favorite cut of meat along with Real Texas cooked brisket, I have many 2nd favorites.

I'll be hand smoking some brisket this summer without all those fancy pellet grills. Nothing is as good as brisket cooked right

 

[DunRanull]

OK, I can't find me spectacles, but is that ol gal dead sexy or what!?! LOVE that eye-shadow!

 

[MrNatural]

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A 75-year-old great-grandmother said she was punched repeatedly in the face at Wal-Mart.

Picture reminds me of an old joke:


What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

NOTHING! Somebody's obviously already tried to tell her something twice and it didn't take.


Yes, I'm going to Hell.

 

[Joe13]

Picture reminds me of an old joke:


What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

NOTHING! Somebody's obviously already tried to tell her something twice and it didn't take.


Yes, I'm going to Hell.

Oh man...

Reminds me of a time that one of my friends invited a real a-hole to lunch with us and a group of 2 guys and a chick with a black eye walked in and in the same volume level as we had been BS'ing he says, "Well you can tell she doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut!".

I was incredibly embarrassed and he wasn't invited to go out to our lunches anymore.

 

[joken]

Usually wearing camoflage (in a Walmart??), often driving a pickup with a lot of bump stickers.

I try not to "be that guy." But I must admit the siren call of the hoplo-holic is sometimes strong.

(Hey, I'll find a use for that 20mm bolt-action rifle. I really will. I can quit any time.)

"Better than a day at Disneyland"

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I learned long ago not to judge people that I don't know.

 

[MrNatural]

Reminds me of a time that one of my friends invited a real a-hole to lunch with us and a group of 2 guys and a chick with a black eye walked in and in the same volume level as we had been BS'ing he says, "Well you can tell she doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut!"..

Reminds me of another joke:

He didn't get to finish the sentence . .

 

[Medic!]

OK, I can't find me spectacles, but is that ol gal dead sexy or what!?! LOVE that eye-shadow!

Two AM, The bar is closing. I'm stoned and blind.
Still don't make that right.

Picture reminds me of an old joke:


What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

NOTHING! Somebody's obviously already tried to tell her something twice and it didn't take.


Yes, I'm going to Hell.

Not to bad.
But why do women ware makeup and perfume?



Because there ugly. And they stink.

 

[11Charlie]

I can see a mod moving this thread There are certain jokes that are better left for other threads

 

[NWGlockgal]

I recently bought a tomahawk.... LOL!

I can't look at a tomahawk without remembering this.....