We've all met this gun owner . . .

[MrNatural]

Usually wearing camoflage (in a Walmart??), often driving a pickup with a lot of bump stickers.

I try not to "be that guy." But I must admit the siren call of the hoplo-holic is sometimes strong.

(Hey, I'll find a use for that 20mm bolt-action rifle. I really will. I can quit any time.)

"Better than a day at Disneyland"

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[Stomper]

I recently bought a tomahawk.... LOL!

 

[Pops1911]

Hoo Yah! Oh yeah!

 

[ArgentineSteel]

I recently bought a tomahawk.... LOL!


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But do you have an axe throwing range to learn how to use it like Mel Gibson? You may need a few spares so you don't ding up your every day carry axe. Kydex or leather sheif?

 

[Medic!]

Usually wearing camoflage (in a Walmart??), often driving a pickup with a lot of bump stickers.

I try not to "be that guy." But I must admit the siren call of the hoplo-holic is sometimes strong.

(Hey, I'll find a use for that 20mm bolt-action rifle. I really will. I can quit any time.)

"Better than a day at Disneyland"

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Admit it.
You don't have the guns you want. And are jealous of mine.

 

[Stomper]

But do you have an axe throwing range to learn how to use it like Mel Gibson? You may need a few spares so you don't ding up your every day carry axe. Kydex or leather sheif?

It's Cordura-nylon.... just LOOK @ that skull-pick!

operators be operatin'!

 

[Howard1955]

I have a little hatchet that does double duty: At the fireplace and when I need to chop off a chicken's head.

Fried chicken by a cozy fire. Better than a day at Disneyland!

 

[Stomper]

I have a little hatchet that does double duty: At the fireplace and when I need to chop off a chicken's head.

Fried chicken by a cozy fire. Better than a day at Disneyland!

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Mmmm..... now I'm craving me some Popeye's spicy chicken fried chicken!!

 

[Medic!]

What do I need with an axe?

I'm a samurai!


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[Sgt Nambu]

We've all met this gun owner. . .


And, apparently, he's Stomper!

 

[Medic!]

Don't mess with Stomper.

 

[teflon6string]

I recently bought a tomahawk.... LOL!


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I have raised ridged black hockey tape on mine. That handle gets slick when it's soaked with the blood of enemy marauders.

 

[Stomper]

I have raised ridged black hockey tape on mine. That handle gets slick when it's soaked with the blood of enemy marauders.

You forgot the CHOPPED contents of their entrails, as well!

 

[bsa1917hunter]

Mmmm..... now I'm craving me some Popeye's spicy chicken fried chicken!!

Hey now, I may take a little offense to this thread. I don't go into Walmart with full on camo, just a camo jacket. I'm also smoking 2 good sized chickens in my new smoker right now. I'm in my man cave out in the garage right now as I type this.

 

[Stomper]

Hey now, I may take a little offense to this thread. I don't go into Walmart with full on camo, just a camo jacket. I'm also smoking 2 good sized chickens in my new smoker right now. I'm in my man cave out in the garage right now as I type this.

Dang, you must have either a HUGE pipe, or chicken-bong!

 

[No_Regerts]

OR the guy who constantly wears 5.11 pants with some sort of slightly-too-tight polo shirt, Oakleys, at least 3 things clipped to his pockets, Luminox watch and of course....a beard.

He only shoots military calibers. Every rifle he owns weighs twice as much as it needs to. His handguns are always colored in flat dark poop.

 

[Joe13]

My wife drew the line at camo in the woods or at the range - otherwise it's a no go.

Sometimes I wish I had a second jacket of the same kind in black, it's so damn comfortable.

I want the toys but have no real desire to deck out myself and car in realtree camo logos.

 

[MrMillspecer]

 

[Joe13]

Now show me a cheap shotgun or .22 and I have to force myself not to buy it (when I have money lol).

 

[Diamondback]

OR the guy who constantly wears 5.11 pants with some sort of slightly-too-tight polo shirt, Oakleys, at least 3 things clipped to his pockets, Luminox watch and of course....a beard.

He only shoots military calibers. Every rifle he owns weighs twice as much as it needs to. His handguns are always colored in flat dark poop.

What about the guy who always wears 5.11s (top, bottom and footwear O.O ) with prescription shades, multiple pens/light/knife clipped to pockets but no beard, no Luminox and the only thing FDE he has anything to do with is #2 when (like now ) having a bad case of stomach flu?