We've all met this gun owner . . .

[SparksFly]

I bought the Gerber Apocalypse Kit that first appeared in the "Walking Dead". I don't think I what paid what they cost now and I don't know how good the blades are either.

Apocalypse Kit

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I have looked into one of these too replace the current hatchet that weights a crap load. This thing is light as hell.

 

[SparksFly]

and.... forgot the link. Here ya go!
http://www2.fiskars.com/Products/Gardening-and-Yard-Care/Axes-and-Mauls/Hatchet-14

 

[MrMillspecer]

I could probably be judged as one of those guys. I like my camo Justin boots, Carhartts, have a camo hoody and camo hat. No bumper stickers but a reloaded 5.56 hanging from my rearview mirror, minus the powder. People I have worked with think of me as a redneck or hick. Both are compliments to me. If I look like I'm into guns or most likely carrying, your right.

 

[johnny bob]

Oh man...

Reminds me of a time that one of my friends invited a real a-hole to lunch with us and a group of 2 guys and a chick with a black eye walked in and in the same volume level as we had been BS'ing he says, "Well you can tell she doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut!".

I was incredibly embarrassed and he wasn't invited to go out to our lunches anymore.

Well a friend once said to me he had heard the reason women dont fart was " They cant keep their mouth shut to build any pressure". I dont know if it is true but it sounds kinda right. You may have noticed they are often quiet for a while before an eruption.

 

[Caveman Jim]

My favorite cut of meat along with Real Texas cooked brisket, I have many 2nd favorites.

I'll be hand smoking some brisket this summer without all those fancy pellet grills. Nothing is as good as brisket cooked right

ONGOING, Joe's gonna be "HAND SMOKING" meat..... not gonna touch that with a 20' pole.


Now back to our regularly scheduled OP...

 

[Joe13]

ONGOING, Joe's gonna be "HAND SMOKING" meat..... not gonna touch that with a 20' pole.


Now back to our regularly scheduled OP...

Ur a dirty old man


My kinda people

 

[Caveman Jim]

Ur a dirty old man


My kinda people

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Flopsweat]

This one is for the gals: I heard the period described as "Once every month women begin to act the way men do all the time."

 

[Stomper]

I had a girlfriend who called me that. Totally different reason, though.

And I'll bet every one called HER "Debbie Dos Manos"....

 

[Flopsweat]

And I'll bet every one called HER "Debbie Dos Manos"....

How did you know she was a scotch drinker?

 

[Kid@Heart]

OR the guy who constantly wears 5.11 pants with some sort of slightly-too-tight polo shirt, Oakleys, at least 3 things clipped to his pockets, Luminox watch and of course....a beard.

He only shoots military calibers. Every rifle he owns weighs twice as much as it needs to. His handguns are always colored in flat dark poop.

AND...

A 46" waistline over a 38"belt.

 

[Stomper]

How did you know she was a scotch drinker?

From the heavy traffic echo echo echo ech.....

 

[Core]

Hey now, I may take a little offense to this thread. I don't go into Walmart with full on camo, just a camo jacket. I'm also smoking 2 good sized chickens in my new smoker right now. I'm in my man cave out in the garage right now as I type this.

I prefer smoking cornish game hens..

 

[best defense]

Hey now, I may take a little offense to this thread. I don't go into Walmart with full on camo, just a camo jacket. I'm also smoking 2 good sized chickens in my new smoker right now. I'm in my man cave out in the garage right now as I type this.

I have a camo jacket and pants too, but I same them for hunting. There is nothing in the grocery store that would blend in with a camo jacket. Nothing at all, and I don't want to look like one of those dorks.

 

[best defense]

What about the guy who always wears 5.11s (top, bottom and footwear O.O ) with prescription shades, multiple pens/light/knife clipped to pockets but no beard, no Luminox and the only thing FDE he has anything to do with is #2 when (like now ) having a bad case of stomach flu?

Most of those guys are wannabes.

 

[Diamondback]

Most of those guys are wannabes.

LOL, thanks for qualifying "most"--I had my brief taste of time in The Line thanks to a college GF and her stalker ex, and that was more than enough for me.

 

[ArgentineSteel]

I bought the Gerber Apocalypse Kit that first appeared in the "Walking Dead". I don't think I what paid what they cost now and I don't know how good the blades are either.

Apocalypse Kit

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What, it comes in kits? I thought it just came out of politicians.

 

[salmon creek gary]

I wonder if I saw THAT guy a few days ago at the rest stop off I-5 just north of Vancouver. Wide as he was tall, camo pants, tactical sling pack, NRA hat, and a shiny gold CCW badge pinned to his black vest. I believe I could see anti-gunner infection spreading in waves to everyone else at that rest stop.

 

[Stomper]

A CCW "badge"....

 

[Flopsweat]

A CCW "badge"....

LOL. Why don't they just open carry?