Time for a few words of wisdom

[Greenbug]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

If it flies, floats, or fornicates.... RENT IT!

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

 

[Camelfilter]

One of my Dads frequent kernels of wisdom:

"Making a long story short..."

 

[jbett98]

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[Vanillagerrilla]

Ok just a few more:

Confucius says:

- he who has hole in pocket feel cocky

- he who scratch bottom should not bite fingernail

- she who sits on judges lap gets honorable discharge

I'm done before I get banned...

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

 

[Bon Sauvage]

"There are two types of geniuses in this world: me, and those who nod when I speak."

 

[308]

"There are two types of geniuses in this world: me, and those who nod when I speak."

^^^I've been laughing about that quote all afternoon...lmao!
Sounds like a Stomper quote

 

[OutlawHoss]

Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes; after that, you can say whatever you want because you're a mile away and you've got his shoes!

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

 

[OutlawHoss]

"There is a fact, and it is that tyranny is an evil
more violent than all the evils which could result
from our independence. That is why each of us should
seek to belong to ourselves, in order that human
tribulations (if we must still have them) might not
be the result of a shameful mistake, and that the
vicious should always be disgraceful in our eyes,
for god is an imaginary torch, so fatal to humanity
that he guides it in paths contrary to its happiness
and renders society guilty before the criminal that
it punishes!" -Felix P . . . The Philosophy of Defiance (or Pardon for Cain) 1854

 

[jbett98]

Never turn your back on an angry red headed woman.

 

[Martini_Up]

Just when you believe it's time to bury your weapons it is in fact time to dig them up.

 

[tac]

I've found that pleasing everybody is impossible, but p*ssing everybody off is a piece of cake.

tac

 

[tac]

'Shoot them in the eye, any eye...'

tac

 

[tac]

Deer, fishes, all manner of G*d's creatures - there's a place for all of them in the great scheme of things.

Right there between the 'taters and gravy.

tac

 

[Andy54Hawken]

To the tune of "Strangers in the Night" ...
"Rangers in the night
Exchanging azimuths ...
Wondering which one is right ...
What are their chances ...
Of making the firefight ..."
Andy

 

[gearhead]

if it doesn't fit, force it. if it breaks, it needed to be replaced anyway.



there are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

 

[gearhead]

from one of my favorite authors, Antoine de Saint Exuperey:

• 
  Each man must look to himself to teach him the meaning of life. It is not something discovered: it is something molded

• 
  A civilization is built on what is required of men, not on that which is provided for them.

 

[Brutus57]

Don't be that guy...or gal.

Run in to save your job, run out to save your life.

If your gonna fall down. Fall towards work.

Brutus Out

 

[Doc In UPlace]

Honesty an integrity.

If you can fake those. You got it made.

Well that's pretty good. But.


It's really "Sincerity, if you can fake that, you've got it made."

Mine is, "I wish I knew now... what I know now."

 

[Hop Sing]

"If I had eight hours to cut down a tree I would spend six of them sharpening my ax."

A. Lincoln

 

[Swedish K]

If the fishing sucks try dupont lure!

Peace through superior firepower.

9mm might expand but .45 doesn't shrink.