Time for a few words of wisdom

[Koda]

I like to tell this one to my wife now and then and I highly reccommend you do too....


"woman who put man in doghouse, soon find man in cathouse"


BTW: dont listen to my advice.....

 

[Diamondback]

"Pain is Relative; severity varying in direct proportion to proximity. The closer the relative, the bigger the pain they are."
--Me, from an old Psych-class term paper

 

[Xaevian]

Vegans are cereal killers.

You can tell when a politician is lying because their lips are moving.

Exercise can be a tool of mass destruction.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

 

[Jim Colvill]

When you quote other people, you say nothing for yourself...

Because I speak from experience.

 

[Quartermaster]

There was a variation of it already, but not in latin:
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
And I like how it sounds in Spanish:
Si quieres paz ¡prepárate para la guerra!

 

[drstrangelove]

Ubi Dubitum, Ex Flagellatum... When In Doubt, Whip It Out!

 

[Mikej]

You can pick your nose.
And you can pick your friends.
But you can't eat your friends. Or can you?

S. Bolliger
RIP

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Just for you Andy.

Thanks Medic!
To para-phrase "Those are some mother beautiful scenes." LOL
Andy

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Falcon codes: Alfa, Mike, Foxtrot, Tango Uniform, FUBAR, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (not the movie)...

Brutus Out

We had one for new Lieutenants with a map and compass.
Lima , Lima , Alpha , Mike , Foxtrot.
Which stood for Lost Like A MotherFvcker! LOL
Andy

 

[tac]

'He is a modest man, but then he has much to be modest about'.

'Forgotten but not gone.'

'Like a lighthouse in the desert, he is brilliant but useless.'

'He is hard to ignore, but I'm trying my best to do it.'

'His men only follow him out of a sense of curiosity as to what he might do next.'

tac

 

[tac]

mrs tac reminded me of another 'ignore'-type comment.

'He is hard to ignore, but well worth the effort'.

tac

 

[edslhead]

Like farmer John , he's outstanding in his field.

 

[tac]

grone.

tac

 

[Medic!]

''Whatever you are willing to put up with. Is exactly what you will have''

 

[Vanillagerrilla]

If you can't fix it with a hammer , you have an electrical problem.

 

[etrain16]

If you can't fix it with a hammer , you have an electrical problem.

Speaking as an electrician, I will say my hammer was one of my most useful tools. And, I will also say, pretty much every tool I had served double duty as a hammer too

 

[Joe13]

Speaking as an electrician, I will say my hammer was one of my most useful tools. And, I will also say, pretty much every tool I had served double duty as a hammer too

LOL yea!

My dewalt drills died before I broke them useing the back side of them as a hammer.

Good times.

(I think the battery life on the newer ones would outlast the hammering now though, my old 12v is still kicking around the house as my only cordless tool).

 

[tac]

MY cordless drill.



tac

 

[Patriot1668]

The time to start questioning what someone is saying is when they're telling you what you want to hear.

 

[tac]

'I didn't say it was your fault, I said that I'm blaming you.'

tac