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The Missus shook her head when I told her I joined the Armed Citizens Legal Defense Network (armedcitizensnetwork.org).
"Why would you do that? Are you planning on shooting someone?" She said it jokingly… sort of.
I confess I got a little irritated with her. I told her I was trying to be a responsible gun owner and concealed carrier. I said it's not enough to prepare for the unfortunate possibility of having to use my gun to protect our lives; I also need to be ready for what may come after. I've heard many horror stories of savings wiped out and lives ruined financially when innocent people were forced to defend themselves in the courtroom against aggressive and ambitious prosecutors (but I repeat myself).
"Yeah, but by joining that group, you've given the prosecutor a reason to question your motives; it's as if you were planning or hoping to shoot someone."
I gave her a couple seconds of icy silence.
"Well, then," I said, "we should just cancel our auto insurance. I mean, having insurance just looks like we are planning on getting in accidents. And our health insurance, too. Are you planning on getting seriously ill or hurt? Then cancel it. And we're not planning on burning our house down, so let's just get rid of our home insurance. And why are we saving money in a bank? What are we afraid of? We should pull it all out and stick it under our mattress."
She didn't say anything.
"Look," I said. "The world and society is getting crazier every day. Maybe I'm just getting old and paranoid. I know the chances are extremely small that I'll have to use my gun and then need legal help. Yet the chances are not zero. So I'm not going to carry, and possibly put myself in legal jeopardy without some kind of back-up.
"And I didn't buy my gun and get my concealed carry card in order to kill someone. I got it to keep me alive.
"By the way, I signed you up as a member as well."
That's how the conversation went.
And now I'm getting used to sleeping on the couch.
"Why would you do that? Are you planning on shooting someone?" She said it jokingly… sort of.
I confess I got a little irritated with her. I told her I was trying to be a responsible gun owner and concealed carrier. I said it's not enough to prepare for the unfortunate possibility of having to use my gun to protect our lives; I also need to be ready for what may come after. I've heard many horror stories of savings wiped out and lives ruined financially when innocent people were forced to defend themselves in the courtroom against aggressive and ambitious prosecutors (but I repeat myself).
"Yeah, but by joining that group, you've given the prosecutor a reason to question your motives; it's as if you were planning or hoping to shoot someone."
I gave her a couple seconds of icy silence.
"Well, then," I said, "we should just cancel our auto insurance. I mean, having insurance just looks like we are planning on getting in accidents. And our health insurance, too. Are you planning on getting seriously ill or hurt? Then cancel it. And we're not planning on burning our house down, so let's just get rid of our home insurance. And why are we saving money in a bank? What are we afraid of? We should pull it all out and stick it under our mattress."
She didn't say anything.
"Look," I said. "The world and society is getting crazier every day. Maybe I'm just getting old and paranoid. I know the chances are extremely small that I'll have to use my gun and then need legal help. Yet the chances are not zero. So I'm not going to carry, and possibly put myself in legal jeopardy without some kind of back-up.
"And I didn't buy my gun and get my concealed carry card in order to kill someone. I got it to keep me alive.
"By the way, I signed you up as a member as well."
That's how the conversation went.
And now I'm getting used to sleeping on the couch.