the crickets and frog just went silent tonight

[rjmt]

sitting out on my porch after dinner - enjoying my Pinot Grigio and listening to the crickets and frogs

THEN - all went silent

I know what this means - something is moving up the field in the dark

went back in - got the Mossberg 590 and 2 rnds of birdshot

fired into the air down towards my tree line

rest the Mossberg against my wall and go back to my wine

soon, the crickets and frogs are back

harmony restored on my property - life is good on the North Fork

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[GWS]

Joe Biden would be proud.

 

[rjmt]

my daughter lives in Portland - her choice - she also sits out on her 2nd floor deck at night and listens to the sounds of the neighborhood

Police sirens, Ambulances, the cry of the mentally ill homeless, the screech of truck brakes and traffic, gunshots in the night

just reinforces my decision to move out of Portland 24 years ago

 

[WillametteWill]

Just add a cigar to the story and you have ATF without leaving home.

 

[Stomper]

Joe Biden would be proud.

Brandon would've sicked the AFT on him.

 

[Mike_M57]

Soooo...

If you hear a noise outside, fire a couple of shots in the air.

If you DON'T hear a noise outside, fire a couple of shots in the air.

If you hear a noise outside and it suddenly STOPS, fire a couple of shots in the air.

Ah, WTF, if it's the second Monday before St. Swithin's Day, fire a couple of shots in the air!

'Merika!

 

[rjmt]

Soooo...

If you hear a noise outside, fire a couple of shots in the air.

If you DON'T hear a noise outside, fire a couple of shots in the air.

If you hear a noise outside and it suddenly STOPS, fire a couple of shots in the air.

Ah, WTF, if it's the second Monday before St. Swithin's Day, fire a couple of shots in the air!

'Merika!

 

[P7M13]

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Across 'murica, Cabbage Patch Kids are cowering in their hiding places...

 

[chukar]

Joe Biden would be proud.

Doubles only please,,,,

 

[Mike_M57]

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That's almost a religious experience right there. Lettuce Spray!

 

[No_Regerts]

There's probably a couple guys from Publisher's Clearinghouse, holding a check for $1 Million dollars (with pellet holes in it), hunkered down out there.

 

[Horatius]

Soooo...

If you hear a noise outside, fire a couple of shots in the air.

If you DON'T hear a noise outside, fire a couple of shots in the air.

If you hear a noise outside and it suddenly STOPS, fire a couple of shots in the air.

Ah, WTF, if it's the second Monday before St. Swithin's Day, fire a couple of shots in the air!

'Merika!

Seems to be a human DNA thing! Country mouse does it AND city mouse does it! God Bless us all!!!

 

[Stomper]

Soooo...

If you hear a noise outside, fire a couple of shots in the air.

If you DON'T hear a noise outside, fire a couple of shots in the air.

If you hear a noise outside and it suddenly STOPS, fire a couple of shots in the air.

Ah, WTF, if it's the second Monday before St. Swithin's Day, fire a couple of shots in the air!

'Merika!

Win-Win scenario!

 

[Diamondback]

my daughter lives in Portland - her choice - she also sits out on her 2nd floor deck at night and listens to the sounds of the neighborhood

Police sirens, Ambulances, the cry of the mentally ill homeless, the screech of truck brakes and traffic, gunshots in the night

just reinforces my decision to move out of Portland 24 years ago

This the one who some Antifa jackoff tried to torch her condo building? You'd think the lesson woulda been learned...

 

[orygun]

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Now, THAT's a Salad Shooter!

 

[Mikej]

Now, THAT's a Salad Shooter!

YOU, win the internet for the day!

 

[Mikej]

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That old Ford a runner? I love old trucks.

 

[rjmt]

This the one who some Antifa jackoff tried to torch her condo building? You'd think the lesson woulda been learned...

people who live in Portland appear to accept this as their way of life
as much as we dislike the lifestyle in that city, over 80 people a day are moving to Portland, based on Uhaul records
27,000 students go to Portland every year to attend Portland State

 

[rjmt]

That old Ford a runner? I love old trucks.

no, it now a garden shed
it's a 1973 2WD Ford F100 with a big block 360
on a good day it got 10 MPG and got stuck in the mud every year

 

[Mikej]

no, it now a garden shed
it's a 1973 2WD Ford F100 with a big block 360
on a good day it got 10 MPG and got stuck in the mud every year

Ahhh, Country Livin'! Dig it.