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Nice!This is an original of mine that I came up with in 2008:
Bobby Fischer once challenged Chuck Norris to a game of chess. Chuck won the game with a single move: Roundhouse Kick.
Chuckmate.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Years ago I remember a Chuck Norris movie where he kicks the sh*t of this guy in the can. The guy is sitting on the toilet leaning over, he rouses up a bit, Chuck throws the door open and kicks the guy in the face about 3 times and goes back to what he is doing. Never have been able to find the clip again.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.