The Beeotch Slap Herd Around The World

[Flopsweat]

Got rid of network and paid subscription TV back in 2005. Haven't missed it a wink...

Same. I know these two characters from back when they were actors. Had to look up the bald head thing. Didn't know she cucked him out. So my new take is she'd be gone and without half of my bubblegum if she cheated on me and then bragged about it. So there would have been nothing to slap about.

 

[sobo]

I'm with Smith on this one. While some may think it was funny, in my worldview, it's considered poor form to mock someone for something over which they have no control. Shave your full head of hair that will grow back? Expect bald jokes. Shave your head cuz you have an autoimmune disease over which you have no control? That's not a target. What if it was your wife...?

Ever notice how no one cracks jokes about Ayanna Pressley's bald head? Why is that? Is she in a protected class (well, other than her race and gender)? Is it cuz she's a politician? Is it cuz she's a member of "The Squad" ( ?) Or is it cuz it's just poor form to mock that aspect of her?

As Flop asks, what's happened to this place?

 

[sobo]

Same. I know these two characters from back when they were actors. Had to look up the bald head thing. Didn't know she cucked him out. So my new take is she'd be gone and without half of my bubblegum if she cheated on me and then bragged about it. So there would have been nothing to slap about.

Oh, yeah. Me, too. Smith back in the early-90s with FPoBA, then films in the mid-to-late-90s like Six Degrees of Separation, Independence Day, MIB1, etc.
And Rock when he was a comedian (before he was an actor) on Saturday Night Live and In Living Color.

 

[slimmer13]

I'm with Smith on this one. While some may think it was funny, in my worldview, it's considered poor form to mock someone for something over which they have no control. Shave your full head of hair that will grow back? Expect bald jokes. Shave your head cuz you have an autoimmune disease over which you have no control? That's not a target. What if it was your wife...?

As Flop asks, what's happened to this place?

They hired a comedian to tell jokes. Comedians make fun of everyone, nobody or nothing's off limits. That's whats funny. Will Smith was a baby (or more likely it was all a publicity stunt).

 

[Paolung]

I am reminded of this famous quote...

"Social media has made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the mouth for it."

Mike Tyson


So Will Smith got up and slapped Chris Rock at the Academy Awards tonight. Chris was cracking jokes and made one about Jada's baldness which has been brought on by an autoimmune disease. Will was not impressed. So he got up and slapped Rock.

Of course, this could all be fake. They are actors after all.


Sorry about the Twatter link.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1508270977360273416

It's pretty obvious JPS wears the pants in that relationship.

He was laughing until she rolled her eyes, which sent him into attack dog mode.

One wonders where she keeps his balls.

 

[sobo]

They hired a comedian to tell jokes. Comedians make fun of everyone, nobody or nothing's off limits. That's whats funny. Will Smith was a baby (or more likely it was all a publicity stunt).

I don't find making fun of people's autoimmune disorders over which they have no control and didn't ask to be afflicted with to be a source of jokes. YMMV.

But to your statement that nobody or anything is off-limits, I beg to disagree. There are certain things that are, in fact, quite off-limits.
Black people can make fun of white people in comedy, but can white people make fun of black people without some form of reprisal?
Gay people can make fun of straight people in comedy, but can straight people make fun of gay people without some form of reprisal?
Jews can make fun of Christians in comedy, but can Christians make fun of Jews without some form of reprisal?

I covered just the basics of race, sexual orientation, and religion. I'm sure you could come up with several other instances where what was once "OK" is now "strictly verboten" in film and on the stand-up stage. Why do you suppose that is? Could it be that it's now considered poor form and hence, off-limits?

 

[SonicBlue03]

If Jada doesn't like alopecia jokes, then that's just hair loss.

 

[slimmer13]

I don't find making fun of people's autoimmune disorders over which they have no control and didn't asked to be afflicted with to be a source of jokes. YMMV.

Well instead of "autoimmune disorders" you could insert sexual orientation, BMI, IQ, skin tone, gender identity etc and pretty soon stand up comedy is dead.

Thats why there hasn't been a decent Hollywood comedy in decades. Because they lost their balls to potentially offend someone.

 

[sobo]

Well instead of "autoimmune disorders" you could insert sexual orientation, BMI, IQ, skin tone, gender identity etc and pretty soon stand up comedy is dead.

Thats why there hasn't been a decent Hollywood comedy in decades. Because they lost their balls to potentially offend someone.

The only things you listed that are not under the control of a person are BMI, IQ (both to some extent) and skin tone.
Maaaaaaaaaybe sexual orientation is not a choice, but I would expect it is in more cases than not.
Gender identity? Clearly a choice, pushed by our K-12 indoctrination centers.

 

[SonicBlue03]

There can be 100 people in a room, and 99 of them won't slap you. But one Will.

@dadsaysjokes <- credit to them

 

[Flopsweat]

Ever notice how no one cracks jokes about Ayanna Pressley's bald head?

I wouldn't say no one does. I know I do.

 

[sobo]

I wouldn't say no one does. I know I do.



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All right, Flop. Fair point... But then again, you've never been accused of being a shining example of chivalry and honor...

Oh, and I can make fun of her politics all day long (and often do).

 

[Barefootdog]

Never more than a brain fart away from the ghetto.....

Yawn....so what else is new.

 

[PORSCHE928S4]

I am just thankful I do not have to hear about Skeet and Ye for a day !

 

[Xaevian]

Always knew Will Smith had a hair trigger.

At least he didn't go full Bald-win.

 

[trevi]

The jokes/memes are great with this one.

Why did Will use an Open hand?



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because paper beats Rock.

Perfect!! You win the internet!!!!

 

[trevi]

I thought August was done bangin' Jada...?

Although he coulda come up with a better comeback joke after Will finished swearing at him, to be sure.

"I am gonna be feeling that until August"?

 

[sobo]

Always knew Will Smith had a hair trigger.

The *real* internet winner!

 

[sobo]

That might get some people to tune in next time. Anything for ratings?

This was probably all staged just to try and getting better ratings since
they have been in the cellar for years now.

Very possibly, but it ain't benefitting the Oscars!

Chris Rock comedy tour ticket prices spike after Will Smith Oscar slap

Will Smith’s assault of Chris Rock on stage during the Oscars may have helped boost ticket prices for the comedian’s Ego Death World Tour 2022.

www.foxbusiness.com

 

[SonicBlue03]

If the high top fits….