Stupid thoughts

[Cavedweller]

Why is it so hard to grow grass in a lawn when it is impossible to keep it out of flower beds?

 

[Aero Denezol]

Why is Petunia pig clothed but Porky pig is naked?

 

[Ura-Ki]

Why do they insist on putting chrome on a Mack Truck?

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[Flopsweat]

I really want to post my construction joke but I'm still working on it.

 

[Cavedweller]

Why does a minute seem like forever when waiting for the microwave to heat something?

 

[CamoDeafie]

Why does a minute seem like forever when waiting for the microwave to heat something?

The same way a woman thinks men don't last long in bed?

 

[Cavedweller]

The same way a woman thinks men don't last long in bed?

They do? Really? Maybe the women you know.

 

[Flopsweat]

Why does a minute seem like forever when waiting for the microwave to heat something?

It's even worse when you put instant coffee in there.

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[P7M13]

If it's stupid and it works, is it actually stupid?

@Ura-Ki spits out gum and says,, "duct tape, meet baling twine..."

Why are there no "B" batteries?

That's the pile of Duracells that became Duraleaks.

The other day, I was down in Eugene for a vintage sewing machine tuneup... I saw an adult oriented shop that had this on a sign "webcam girls!" Or some variation of that. Guess they sell access and allow people to view them in their arcades without a monthly subscription fee? I dunno. I do know that the pay sites usually require a monthly fee for the likes of Patreon, OnlyFans, CamSoda, and so forth... I do subscribe to a few Patreon feeds, mostly for art.

Edit. On topic. I wonder why do they need to sell access when people can do it from the comfort of their homes...

The virtual glory hole for paying customers to insert their Garand Thumbs:

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She was in the shower, choking her smurf. The new verbiage for 'she-bop'

 

[CamoDeafie]

The problem with nude beaches and resorts?
quality control, or the lack thereof

In other words.. why is it that the people who go naked, are the ones that nobody wants to see naked!!

 

[Ura-Ki]

Apparently, you have

The problem with nude beaches and resorts?
quality control, or the lack thereof

In other words.. why is it that the people who go naked, are the ones that nobody wants to see naked!!

Apparently, you haven't been to some of the European beaches, or even better, Ukrainian!
Sure you gotta carry a gallon jug of eye bleach, but hey, it's a lot better then the wet coast tats and piercings hippies out here!

 

[CamoDeafie]

Apparently, you have

Apparently, you haven't been to some of the European beaches, or even better, Ukrainian!
Sure you gotta carry a gallon jug of eye bleach, but hey, it's a lot better then the wet coast tats and piercings hippies out here!

I haven't had a valid passport for 25 odd years lol. I see online that yes european and Caribbean areas are far better than the PNW

 

[Flopsweat]

A friend of mine was fired and had his license revoked yesterday. Years of medical training and a decade of practice down the tubes and for what? He slept with one of his patients. What a sad day. He was one of the top 5 veterinarians in the state.




edit: It's a joke, Brent.

 

[pharmseller]

The same way a woman thinks men don't last long in bed?

Why is it so much harder for a man to please a woman, than for a woman to please a man?

Who cares?

 

[CamoDeafie]

Why is it so much harder for a man to please a woman, than for a woman to please a man?

Who cares?

Buy stock in wineyards

 

[Flopsweat]

Why is it so much harder for a man to please a woman, than for a woman to please a man?

Who cares?

Buy stock in wineyards

It's a language problem. You need to learn to say "Are you going shopping? Here is my credit card."

 

[CamoDeafie]

It's a language problem. You need to learn to say "Are you going shopping? Here is my credit card."

We aint got credit cards........ but.......... we do share bank accounts.