Stupid thoughts

[sobo]

I'm sure I'll get a handle on it.

"A falling knife has no handle."

...Three-Finger Jack

 

[Flopsweat]

"A falling knife has no handle."

...Three-Finger Jack

He's got a point. Or he got a point. Well, you get the point.

 

[Flopsweat]

A fire hydrant has H20 on the inside and K9P on the outside.

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

If Sweden had a cross-country race, I bet I know where the Finnish line would be.

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

A lady is out golfing and gets stung by a bee. It starts to hurt rather badly, so she goes to the clubhouse to see if they have anything for beestings. Her golf pro spots her and asks what's wrong.

"I was stung by a bee." she says.
"Where?" he asks.
"Between the first and second hole." she says.
He nods and replies, "Ah, then your feet were too far apart."

 

[Flopsweat]

The air compressor at my gas station used to be 50 cents but now it's $1.50. I asked the clerk why and he just said, "Inflation".

 

[Richo877]

What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will grow now."?

 

[Xaevian]

What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will grow now."?

Dunno, but his best pickup line was, "Sit on my face, and I will tell you some lies."

 

[Richo877]

Dunno, but his best pickup line was, "Sit on my face, and I will tell you some lies."

I thought it was Raggedy Anne that sat on his face and said, "Lie to me."

 

[monkeybutler]

My erection is over.

 

[Flopsweat]

My erection is over.

I can tell from your avatar that's not true.

 

[monkeybutler]

 

[Flopsweat]

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[sobo]

What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will grow now."?

Dunno, but his best pickup line was, "Sit on my face, and I will tell you some lies."

I thought it was Raggedy Anne that sat on his face and said, "Lie to me."

 

[Xaevian]

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Hahaha, Pornocchio

 

[Ferryman]

It's amazing, well, err, kinda disgusting what you find underneath a piece of furniture that hasn't been moved in over twenty years....

 

[Flopsweat]

A little birdie told me.

 

[Cavedweller]

If Sweden had a cross-country race, I bet I know where the Finnish line would be.

Me: Norway?

Him: Is that your final answer?

Me: No, wait - Denmark!