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You could go throw rocks at tree hugers. I like doing it. Go Vespa tipping. That makes me smile. Set fire to dredlocks. It only smels a little. Put up spike strips in the bike lanes and or road blocks. Lol
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Oregon Caves National Park
There's also a big air museum near Tillamook IIRC that's home/was home to the Spruce Goose/Moose(?)...whatever Howard Hughes giant plane was. It's well worth a visit.
So my GF and I are gonna celebrate our 1 yr anniversary by checkin out the Oregon coast but dont really want to deal with all the stupid tourists and college kids on spring break.
So where are some cool places to go? The only place I want to make it to is the Vortex where the magnetic field is all weird. The GF wants to see some beaches and ocean.
Are there any old forts or cool stuff along those lines?
Gonna be going in the 2nd weekend in April.
nd personally, I'd go to Sea Lion Caves. You have to see it to believe it!
Stupid tourists? What makes you any different from anyone else who visits the coast?
Some of us here on the coast actually like tourists.
And personally, I'd go to Sea Lion Caves. You have to see it to believe it!
You could go throw rocks at tree hugers. I like doing it. Go Vespa tipping. That makes me smile. Set fire to dredlocks. It only smels a little. Put up spike strips in the bike lanes and or road blocks. Lol
Don't forget about the Tillamook Cheese factory in Tillamook. I practically live off their cheese.
There's also a big air museum near Tillamook IIRC that's home/was home to the Spruce Goose/Moose(?)...whatever Howard Hughes giant plane was. It's well worth a visit.
Obviously the coast has great scenery, lots of hiking, etc, but the south coast (Bandon to Brookings) is by far the best in Oregon, and only parts of the CA coast rival it.
You're not going to avoid tourists anywhere on the OR coast, but the northern part is by far the most congested, plus, it also has an abundance of yuppies, old people, and Portlanders.
If you make it to Coos Bay or Reedsport, you can get a first hand look at our legendary poverty. Aside from Eureka, CA, there's not another coastal town in the entire US that has a higher per capita of panhandlers, tweakers, unemployed loggers, punk kids, and scumbags than Coos Bay does. It's the armpit of the world. There is a super walmart there though...which is the best thing about it.
Gold Beach has jet boat tours that run up the Rogue River, which is about as scenic and awesome as you could possibly ask for.
Astoria has a big bridge, bad traffic, a reasonably interesting museum, and the Astoria Column.
Brookings is home to the tallest bridge in Oregon...and also a lot of snobby people.
If you're not content with just taking in the beauty of the coast itself, then those are about the best things going on down here.