She Seems Nice...

[Xaevian]

Called her a sea cow. Who's the cow now, Flipper.

 

[sobo]

Clearly, we have a redhead in the first case, in the second case, the blonde must be a hairdresser, a stripper, or named Tiffany. Same for the third case...
There endeth the lesson...

 

[Sxsnuf]

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Called her a sea cow. Who's the cow now, Flipper.

I had no idea manatees wore bikinis.
Must have been a sight to behold.

 

[P7M13]

And kids wonder why their Fathers 'go out for cigarettes' and never return.

I thought it was go for milk. That's what I always tell the fam.

Me: Kids!? I'm going out for milk and cigarettes!

 

[Mikej]

Must have been a sight to behold.

I'd have watched!

 

[made in china]

OMG these Florida girls have my heart aflutter

 

[Mikej]

OMG these Florida girls have my heart aflutter

You know? That's what I was thinking. But was gonna wait to make sure someone else agreed with me first.

 

[sobo]

You know? That's what I was thinking. But was gonna wait to make sure someone else agreed with me first.

Strength in numbers...


Count me in, too!

 

[NeoBlackdog]

Strength in numbers...


Count me in, too!

Yessir, they'll get a fella 7 kinds of twitterpated.

 

[made in china]

 

[bionic knees]

now we know the real reason caveman jim moved to florida

 

[Sxsnuf]

OMG these Florida girls have my heart aflutter

Between the horse, the reptile and the sea mammal?
An acquaintance tells me there's an entire sub-section for that over on pornhub.
You're welcome!

 

[made in china]

Between the horse, the reptile and the sea mammal?
An acquaintance tells me there's an entire sub-section for that over on pornhub.
You're welcome!

Spanktravision and some astroglide, that's a party!

 

[Provincial]

Me: Kids!? I'm going out for milk and cigarettes!

This one is great! Marty Feldman at his best.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_epStsDeIdc

 

[nammac]

OMG these Florida girls have my heart aflutter

That's just afib

 

[P7M13]

Yessir, they'll get a fella 7 kinds of twitterpated twaterpiddled.

FIFY

now we know the real reason caveman jim moved to florida

They grow em big in the pan handle.

 

[sobo]

Between the horse, the reptile and the sea mammal?
An acquaintance tells me there's an entire sub-section for that over on pornhub.

 

[ma96782]

Nha........
Checkout those eyes.

MSN

Aloha, Mark

 

[Xaevian]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted some OJ.

Why did the cops cross the road? A chick that looked like a chicken was doing donuts in a golf cart.

Bawk Bawk!

Disney is looking for a new princess to replace their mermaid.

 

[Xaevian]

You can have it when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Ok.