Saw this in the paper today....

[Cheesemaker]

Just don't know what to say!!!

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[oknow]

The courts will make them change the name.

 

[rufus]

The courts will make them change the name.

Yeah, can't be named after a malt liquor.

 

[Mikej]

Just WAIT 'till he tries to go to school!!

"I'm sorry Mr. and Mrs. Stratemayer but you are not allowed to bring a firearm to school"

 

[Mikej]

When he grows up he can say to his wife or girlfriend he is shooting blanks and mean it !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc

 

[EZLivin]

I think "Colt .45" sounds a lot better than "MAS 1936 French Battle Rifle." That would be an awful name for a kid.

 

[Mark W.]

How about Moon Unit Zappa or Apple or Rainbow or Happy Happy Goldfarb Heck my wife went to school with a poor SOB who's parents named him Sherwood Forest!! any of the other stupid names parents give children

 

[civilian75]

At least his older brother, Hunter Allen, has a more innocuous name.

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[Martini_Up]

Better than this goon, albeit very good guitar player, goon....

 

[PiratePast40]

Johnny Cash thought being a boy named Sue was tough!

Good thing he didn't have to write a song about Mr Trickle of NASCAR fame.

 

[U201491]

Well with todays education sys.
About all that will bring to mind to most idiots is malt liquor :-/

 

[simon99]

Is Colt 45 a beverage? I never knew, but I don't drink that stuff. I just think of a 1911....go figure.

 

[rufus]

Is Colt 45 a beverage? I never knew, but I don't drink that stuff. I just think of a 1911....go figure.

A bad one that's been around awhile.

 

[U201491]

Is Colt 45 a beverage? I never knew, but I don't drink that stuff. I just think of a 1911....go figure.

Yeah me too

 

[oknow]

Where I used to live there was a cop names I kid you not Officer "Deck Head" ( replace the E with I that was his

I bet he grew up and lived up to his name.

 

[U201491]

Colt is actually a good first name.

 

[clambo]

Says here he weighed 7 lbs 2 oz. Thats 4 1/2 lbs too much. We need polymer babies! Actually my wife and I were just discussing horrid baby names this morning. Colt isnt a bad name....better than Dweezil or Shanaynay Shaniqua or some such.

 

[U201491]

Says here he weighed 7 lbs 2 oz. Thats 4 1/2 lbs too much. We need polymer babies! Actually my wife and I were just discussing horrid baby names this morning. Colt isnt a bad name....better than Dweezil or Shanaynay Shaniqua or some such.

I knew a guy that was named
Colt Walker ________ .
Most people never got it.

 

[Chee-to]

Much better than, Glock fourtay..........