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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by YoungBlood, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. YoungBlood

    YoungBlood SW Washington Active Member

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    Try to read this without laughing out loud… H/T Mike Hoy What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, “you mess with the bull, and you get the horns”. Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world.
    HERE’S HOW POLICE FOUND ONE OF THEM.
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    Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
    “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”
    The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activists, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.”
    “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.”
    According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
    “They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
    Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”
    Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.
    “That’s preposterous,”said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!
    What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”
    When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist’s meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.
    “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
    protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” Yes, it did. What went wrong is that, at some point in your life, you became horribly, horribly stupid.


    Yes its a satire but its still pretty dang funny
     
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  2. Capn Jack

    Capn Jack Wet-Stern Washington Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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  3. ZA_Survivalist

    ZA_Survivalist Oregon AK's all day.

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    Hahaha!
    I would happily buy those bikers a few rounds of beer!!!

    Oh man, this made me cry with joy. :D
     
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  4. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    If it really didn't happen it should have:D.
     
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  5. U201491

    U201491 Well-Known Member

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    I Like Good Bikers ROFLMAO and I hate PETA-philes LOL.
    Ohh that made my whole Freaking Week and May have cracked a couple ribs.
    All I can say is MORE MORE MORE Still ROFLMAO
     
  6. Caveman Jim

    Caveman Jim West of Oly Springer Slayer 2016 Volunteer

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    What a bunch of MORONS. Did they actually think of the consequences before they acted?
    All I can say is they got what they deserved!!!
     
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  7. U201491

    U201491 Well-Known Member

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    They deserved much more. :D But that is a start.
     
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  8. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    I don't believe this is accurate to the photo.

    Pretty sure.

    Funny though.
     
  9. 808hondacrguy

    808hondacrguy Eugene,OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Im a member of PETA......People who Eat Tasty Animals:)
     
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  10. U201491

    U201491 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah its a fake story, but it is one of the funniest of the year so far.
    Would give a bankroll to see it happen for real.
     
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  11. Mark W.

    Mark W. Silverton, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    A few years back we decided we wanted a new freezer. And we wanted a BIG one. SO I started scouring the Craigslist ads.

    Sure enough exactly what we were looking for showed up at a great price. Only thing was we had to go get it and it was a ways away. When we showed up it was a nightmare trying to get it out of the ladies house (a manufactured home) I asked her how on earth did she get it into the house? She said two of the biggest guys she had ever seen showed up from the appliance store and had this strap thing.

    Well I had no strap thing I had only myself and the wife. We managed to get it into the back of the truck and tied down.

    As we were leaving the wife asked the woman why would you sell such a nice freezer so cheap? The lady said it was because she used to keep her meat in it and now that she thought eating meat was bad she couldn't bring her self to use it anymore.

    As we pulled away the two of us busted up laughing on the center of the door was a large
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    Sticker . As soon as we got home I shoved about 100lbs of venison and maybe 25 trout and 20 rabbits along with 50lbs of beef Pork and Chicken. This summer we managed to wedge about 400lbs of Beef into it.

    She might have a hard time using it for meat but we sure the hell don't LOL And yes I keep that World Wildlife Fund Sticker looking as nice and clean as I can .;)
     
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  12. Mark W.

    Mark W. Silverton, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    I'm sure you could experience it for free just show up at a Gypsy Joker get together in a 60's era VW bus and start bad mouthing the boys for wearing leather. Pretty sure you would get the whole Disney experience for nothing.
     
  13. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    You Mark win today.

    I started singing "it's a small world after all...." When I read your last sentence. Bwahahahahaha
     
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    U201491 Well-Known Member

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    Hell , we should give the bikers free leathers for doing that to a PETA-phile :D
     
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  15. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    Peta people:

     
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  16. Mark W.

    Mark W. Silverton, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    WHAT THE H311 ! That has to be the funniest thing all week
     
  17. YoungBlood

    YoungBlood SW Washington Active Member

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    Kinda surprised you guys hadn't seen this, I just saw it reposted on a tech site I frequent for shovelhead info...anyhow I'm glad it got some chuckles and for those of you with facebook feel free to share :cool:
     
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