I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and not finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Evan Williams, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pock of Prungles, the mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis on to dem yu feel ar in ned ov iennr peesss. An telum,u luvum!!!