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Melanie Griffith is not happy

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ironbar, Aug 20, 2013.

  1. Ironbar

    Ironbar Tigard, OR Well-Known Member

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  2. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner You'll Never Know Well-Known Member

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    She could get cast as a recovering alcoholic and drug abusing former actress......
     
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  3. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    Whoa!
     
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  4. Brutus57

    Brutus57 Skagit County Well-Known Member

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    Can someone tell me why she head butted a belt sander???

    Brutus Out
     
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  5. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    Oh... Ouch!
     
  6. Burt Gummer

    Burt Gummer Portland Completely Out of Ammo

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    From Brittany Spears to Rihanna(?), Hollywood is full of very ugly and haggard women who only look good after an hour or two of makeup plus seasonal liposuction. That is why the whole celebrity worship thing is a crock. Makeup and Auto-Tune and you have the next sexy superstar.
     
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    mrblond Salem OR Well-Known Member

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    forgot the flat stomach and the pair of bolt on boobs.
     
  8. Burt Gummer

    Burt Gummer Portland Completely Out of Ammo

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    You caught it before I added in 'seasonal liposuction.' :)
     
  9. 556

    556 Beaverton,OR Active Member

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    Well she can play Courtney Love Cobain when she dies of an overdose eventually.
     
  10. drew

    drew OR Well-Known Member

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    She used to look a lot better. Wow.
     
  11. mrblond

    mrblond Salem OR Well-Known Member

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    maybe, since she has been out of work, she got a job playing a zombie on next seasons Walking dead.
     
  12. accessbob

    accessbob Molalla, OR 2A Supporter

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    That was my thought before I saw your post. And if she hasn't gotten a job on it, they should hire her because she could even save them dollars on makeup.
     
  13. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    YIKES!!! I'm about finished re-reading World War Z and that photo scared the he!! out of me!
     
  14. Burt Gummer

    Burt Gummer Portland Completely Out of Ammo

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    Many men marry women solely for their looks and this is always their reward down the road. Poor Antonio, you dummy. Brad Pitt and others will be following in your footsteps if that is any consolation.

    Women age like milk. Men age like wine. More to offer on a broader scale so to speak.

    Melanie is a superficial twit in every sense of the word and has been her whole life. Everything she had was based on her looks. Antonio wouldn't have given her the time of day if she was ugly. Now I am sure he wants to chew his arm off, but perhaps he is trapped with it do to a kid, etc?

    Of course, as expected, these hens still hold themselves in very high regard even though the milk went sour long ago.

    They believe a man should just be so lucky to be with them. I know of a half dozen personal examples and always chuckle when these former beauties try to weasel their way back into my life.

    No dear, I don't care if you need a place to stay or if your hard drive crashed and you now need help. You are old news. Unattractive and pathetic. You can't play the beauty card anymore. You are the expired milk sitting solo on the shelf of life.

    The truth is what a woman has to offer goes south starting at about age 19-24. In contrast, that is when a man starts on his trek to get his act together, build character, income, security - his 'attractive' traits.

    But the average dumb guy doesn't do that math and MARRIES a declining investment in his 20s. Sad to watch I tell you.

    What if it was in our culture for men to wear makeup, to fake up their looks - LOL! These Prima Donnas of blush and eyelashes would be royally screwed then.
     
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    rocky3 oregon coast Active Member

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    etrain16 Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    That's just nasty.
     
  17. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf SE Portland Well-Known Member

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    That reminds me, I have to pick up some Walleye lures.
     
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    Brutus57 Skagit County Well-Known Member

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    Lmao, too funny.

    Brutus out
     
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    3MTA3 DMZ between Liberty and Tyranny Behind Enemy Lines Bronze Supporter

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    Welcome all to the Church of the Painful Truth! Every teenage and tweenage boy should read this daily.
     
  20. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    That's true Burt, looks should be way, way down the list of desirable attributes! Trust me guys, you will have to talk to them someday! By the by, Antonio is not aging gracefully!