Melanie Griffith is not happy

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  1. Ironbar

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    She could get cast as a recovering alcoholic and drug abusing former actress......
     
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    Whoa!
     
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    Can someone tell me why she head butted a belt sander???

    Brutus Out
     
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    Oh... Ouch!
     
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    From Brittany Spears to Rihanna(?), Hollywood is full of very ugly and haggard women who only look good after an hour or two of makeup plus seasonal liposuction. That is why the whole celebrity worship thing is a crock. Makeup and Auto-Tune and you have the next sexy superstar.
     
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    forgot the flat stomach and the pair of bolt on boobs.
     
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    You caught it before I added in 'seasonal liposuction.' :)
     
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    Well she can play Courtney Love Cobain when she dies of an overdose eventually.
     
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    She used to look a lot better. Wow.
     
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    maybe, since she has been out of work, she got a job playing a zombie on next seasons Walking dead.
     
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    That was my thought before I saw your post. And if she hasn't gotten a job on it, they should hire her because she could even save them dollars on makeup.
     
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    YIKES!!! I'm about finished re-reading World War Z and that photo scared the he!! out of me!
     
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    Many men marry women solely for their looks and this is always their reward down the road. Poor Antonio, you dummy. Brad Pitt and others will be following in your footsteps if that is any consolation.

    Women age like milk. Men age like wine. More to offer on a broader scale so to speak.

    Melanie is a superficial twit in every sense of the word and has been her whole life. Everything she had was based on her looks. Antonio wouldn't have given her the time of day if she was ugly. Now I am sure he wants to chew his arm off, but perhaps he is trapped with it do to a kid, etc?

    Of course, as expected, these hens still hold themselves in very high regard even though the milk went sour long ago.

    They believe a man should just be so lucky to be with them. I know of a half dozen personal examples and always chuckle when these former beauties try to weasel their way back into my life.

    No dear, I don't care if you need a place to stay or if your hard drive crashed and you now need help. You are old news. Unattractive and pathetic. You can't play the beauty card anymore. You are the expired milk sitting solo on the shelf of life.

    The truth is what a woman has to offer goes south starting at about age 19-24. In contrast, that is when a man starts on his trek to get his act together, build character, income, security - his 'attractive' traits.

    But the average dumb guy doesn't do that math and MARRIES a declining investment in his 20s. Sad to watch I tell you.

    What if it was in our culture for men to wear makeup, to fake up their looks - LOL! These Prima Donnas of blush and eyelashes would be royally screwed then.
     
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    That's just nasty.
     
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    That reminds me, I have to pick up some Walleye lures.
     
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    Lmao, too funny.

    Brutus out
     
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    Welcome all to the Church of the Painful Truth! Every teenage and tweenage boy should read this daily.
     
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    That's true Burt, looks should be way, way down the list of desirable attributes! Trust me guys, you will have to talk to them someday! By the by, Antonio is not aging gracefully!
     

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