"Man charged after going to Fife auto repair shop with 'a bunch of illegal s***' in trunk"

[Hemlock]

I wonder what glass they were replacing in his car that would require them to look in the trunk?

 

[Alexx1401]

I wonder what glass they were replacing in his car that would require them to look in the trunk?

Rear window. They needed access to the trunk. Rather than make up some excuse, go home and come back. He opened the trunk and hastily started trying to cover the stuff up while babbling.

 

[MacReady]

Your regular reminder the vast majority of criminals are shockingly stupid, think of the dumbest person you personally know and most are dumber than that.

 

[Alexx1401]

Your regular reminder the vast majority of criminals are shockingly stupid, think of the dumbest person you personally know and most are dumber than that.

Many of these scum make the Cops job FAR easier.

 

[skywag]

The "Law of Natural Selection."

""How does natural selection work? In natural selection, genetic mutations that are beneficial to an individual's survival are passed on through reproduction. This results in a new generation of organisms that are more likely to survive to reproduce.""

 

[Alexx1401]

The "Law of Natural Selection."

""How does natural selection work? In natural selection, genetic mutations that are beneficial to an individual's survival are passed on through reproduction. This results in a new generation of organisms that are more likely to survive to reproduce.""

Sadly we have prevented this from working anymore

 

[RedneckRampage]

He is a self proclaimed "thinker" though....

 

[AshWilliams]

He is a self proclaimed "thinker" though....

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He'll have plenty of time for tattooing and thinking now, although he'll be negotiating deals for items from the commissary to manufacture his ink. Probably not a lot of chess players in prison either.

 

[MacReady]

Probably not a lot of chess players in prison either.

Maybe if he befriends an Andy Dufresne he'll be in the company of a fellow intellectual. The rock hammer was supposed to be for chess pieces afterall.

 

[AshWilliams]

Maybe if he befriends an Andy Dufresne he'll be in the company of a fellow intellectual. The rock hammer was supposed to be for chess pieces afterall.

We can mail him a poster of Raquel Welch.

 

[eustace_stelio]

Maybe if he befriends an Andy Dufresne he'll be in the company of a fellow intellectual. The rock hammer was supposed to be for chess pieces afterall.

More likely he'll be the pin cushion for The Sisters

 

[Certaindeaf]

Believe it or not, after how many days and posts by me, I still haven't clicked. Pretty tempting though.

 

[GWS]

He is a self proclaimed "thinker" though....

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Well, he'll have lots of time to think about what he might have done differently that day.

 

[User 1234]

I'm surprised he isn't released yet with a $20 fine.

 

[72scoutman]

Dam….. a perfectly awesome ARM variant 5.56 Galil was among the weapons confiscated….. too bad it's gonna get destroyed!

By "destroyed" you mean get confiscated and then show up in a crime in 10 years, right?

 

[Flopsweat]

By "destroyed" you mean get confiscated and then show up in a crime in 10 years, right?

Going to somebody's "we don't talk about that" collection.