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Mall Ninjas are Hiring!!!! You gotta see this!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by clearconscience, Dec 7, 2010.

  1. clearconscience

    clearconscience Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    I moved to KY and I was looking at Craigslist.com for a job, and found htis gem. Please check out the website for a great laugh.

    the finest in tactical support



    Are you a prfoessional who is tired of working with wanna-be Rambos and "Johnny Tacti-cools"?
    Are you looking for a team of professionals who trust you enough to authorize carry of the full spectrum of use of force (Baton, OC, Tazer, Pistol, Shotgun) equipment?
    Are you looking for something different then sitting in a Guard box and acting like an Wal-Mart greeter?
    Are you looking for flexability in shifts & amount of hours from 25/week to 70/week?

    Do you have a vaild CCDW card?
    Are you 1st Aid/CPR trained?
    Do you have reliable transportation?

    What do you do now?
    check out the team's website at a1tacticalprotectionservices.com
    email your resume to the reply email of this posting



    Location: Lexington
    Compensation: $10/hour base, DOE
    This is a contract job.
    Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
    Please, no phone calls about this job!
    Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests
     
  2. Wheeler44

    Wheeler44 SW Washington Member

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    I can see that I would have to put on at least 50 Lbs. for that job.
     
  3. oasis618

    oasis618 Tacoma, Wa Active Member

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    The finest in personal security for $10 / hour!
     
  4. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    :bluelaugh::laugh::bluelaugh:

    I noticed the car in the picture has a Idaho plate and this is Kentucky? I wonder if the owner is driving around with a trip permit and no insurance?
     
  5. trainsktg

    trainsktg Portland OR Well-Known Member

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    The jokes write themselves with this bunch. Sheesh.

    Keith
     
  6. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    Just e-mailed my boss that I was tendering my resignation immediately in light of this fantastic opportunity. :bluelaugh::laugh::bluelaugh:
     
  7. spider

    spider Hillsboro Well-Known Member

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    I really like the photos of places they protect, all photos are super generic except the one, where the A1 sauce guy is standing in front of a "Steak N Shake" restaurant, thanks for the good laugh!
     
  8. PBinWA

    PBinWA Clark County Well-Known Member

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    I liked this:

     
  9. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    I think I have found my calling, I already have the build to be part of their team. I wonder if they pay more if you supply your own firearms?
     
  10. KomradRazvan

    KomradRazvan Portland and Salem Oregon New Member

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    HAHAHAHAHA! What a joke these guys are. I work in the security industry, and these guys remind me of this guy I work with who would wear his body armor to and from work on the max, along with a security badge clipped to his belt and a pistol. He had to take it off when he got to work because none of it is part of our uniform. HAHAHAHA.
     
  11. Redcap

    Redcap Lewis County, WA Well-Known Member

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    Huh. Unfortunately, I'm far too slender (at 5'6" and 230lbs) and intelligent (i.e. not developmentally disabled) for that job. Too bad...$10/hr seems like a great wage! :laugh:
     
  12. Silver Fox

    Silver Fox Puyallup, WA Well-Known Member

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    Heck I wonder if they pay for moving expenses and have a hiring bonus if you have a High School Diploma.... ooooohhhhhhh the possibilities are endless with this company....

    Blackwater, Triple Canopy, Dyne Corp, et al had better watch out these guys are coming for there contracts.

    SF-
     
  13. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    With the economy the way it is I'm glad to not have the competition you scrawney know it all. I really need this position to be able to afford my tab at Dunkin as that is where I get most of my tactical training.
     
  14. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    Please tell me he's not a forum member, and if he is please tell us all who he is so we can ridicule him publicly. :laugh:
     
  15. marty8587

    marty8587 NE Portland Active Member

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    I used to drem of been a officer and now eye are one!!!:thumbup:
     
  16. MountainBear

    MountainBear Sweet Home, OR Well-Known Member

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    I believe it should be spelled "grate wag fore exaperianced gards"...
     
  17. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    Amazing. I wonder if I qualify.
     
  18. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    havnt been there before,thanks.
     
  19. Bookite03

    Bookite03 Aumsville, OR Member

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    As ridiculous as these guys are, I have to say; Steak N Shake is awesome! I used to go there all the time when I lived in Chicago. Thanks for bringing back some good memories lol
     
  20. MA Duce

    MA Duce Central Oregon Well-Known Member

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    WOW anyone know if my 65 Chevy 1/2 ton will haul my mobile home to Kaintukee??