Mall Ninjas are Hiring!!!! You gotta see this!

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  1. clearconscience

    clearconscience
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    I moved to KY and I was looking at Craigslist.com for a job, and found htis gem. Please check out the website for a great laugh.

    the finest in tactical support



    Are you a prfoessional who is tired of working with wanna-be Rambos and "Johnny Tacti-cools"?
    Are you looking for a team of professionals who trust you enough to authorize carry of the full spectrum of use of force (Baton, OC, Tazer, Pistol, Shotgun) equipment?
    Are you looking for something different then sitting in a Guard box and acting like an Wal-Mart greeter?
    Are you looking for flexability in shifts & amount of hours from 25/week to 70/week?

    Do you have a vaild CCDW card?
    Are you 1st Aid/CPR trained?
    Do you have reliable transportation?

    What do you do now?
    check out the team's website at a1tacticalprotectionservices.com
    email your resume to the reply email of this posting



    Location: Lexington
    Compensation: $10/hour base, DOE
    This is a contract job.
    Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
    Please, no phone calls about this job!
    Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests
     
  2. Wheeler44

    Wheeler44
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    I can see that I would have to put on at least 50 Lbs. for that job.
     
  3. oasis618

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    The finest in personal security for $10 / hour!
     
  4. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn
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    :bluelaugh::laugh::bluelaugh:

    I noticed the car in the picture has a Idaho plate and this is Kentucky? I wonder if the owner is driving around with a trip permit and no insurance?
     
  5. trainsktg

    trainsktg
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    The jokes write themselves with this bunch. Sheesh.

    Keith
     
  6. Cougfan2

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    Just e-mailed my boss that I was tendering my resignation immediately in light of this fantastic opportunity. :bluelaugh::laugh::bluelaugh:
     
  7. spider

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    I really like the photos of places they protect, all photos are super generic except the one, where the A1 sauce guy is standing in front of a "Steak N Shake" restaurant, thanks for the good laugh!
     
  8. PBinWA

    PBinWA
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    I liked this:

     
  9. deadeye

    deadeye
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    I think I have found my calling, I already have the build to be part of their team. I wonder if they pay more if you supply your own firearms?
     
  10. KomradRazvan

    KomradRazvan
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    HAHAHAHAHA! What a joke these guys are. I work in the security industry, and these guys remind me of this guy I work with who would wear his body armor to and from work on the max, along with a security badge clipped to his belt and a pistol. He had to take it off when he got to work because none of it is part of our uniform. HAHAHAHA.
     
  11. Redcap

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    Huh. Unfortunately, I'm far too slender (at 5'6" and 230lbs) and intelligent (i.e. not developmentally disabled) for that job. Too bad...$10/hr seems like a great wage! :laugh:
     
  12. Silver Fox

    Silver Fox
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    Heck I wonder if they pay for moving expenses and have a hiring bonus if you have a High School Diploma.... ooooohhhhhhh the possibilities are endless with this company....

    Blackwater, Triple Canopy, Dyne Corp, et al had better watch out these guys are coming for there contracts.

    SF-
     
  13. deadeye

    deadeye
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    With the economy the way it is I'm glad to not have the competition you scrawney know it all. I really need this position to be able to afford my tab at Dunkin as that is where I get most of my tactical training.
     
  14. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2
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    Please tell me he's not a forum member, and if he is please tell us all who he is so we can ridicule him publicly. :laugh:
     
  15. marty8587

    marty8587
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    I used to drem of been a officer and now eye are one!!!:thumbup:
     
  16. MountainBear

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    I believe it should be spelled "grate wag fore exaperianced gards"...
     
  17. Dyjital

    Dyjital
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    Amazing. I wonder if I qualify.
     
  18. deadeye

    deadeye
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    havnt been there before,thanks.
     
  19. Bookite03

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    As ridiculous as these guys are, I have to say; Steak N Shake is awesome! I used to go there all the time when I lived in Chicago. Thanks for bringing back some good memories lol
     
  20. MA Duce

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    WOW anyone know if my 65 Chevy 1/2 ton will haul my mobile home to Kaintukee??
     

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