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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Oregonhunter5, Sep 24, 2014.

  1. Oregonhunter5

    Oregonhunter5 2C IDAHO Well-Known Member

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  2. The Heretic

    The Heretic Oregon Well-Known Member

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    And they are going to give the kid back to her.

    I am sure the kid will be glad to be back with her - not.:rolleyes:
     
  3. 44mag2ndamend

    44mag2ndamend Round the ole tree stump, Down by the crick Well-Known Member

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    Oh boy, I have gas too! And a pack of matches.
     
  4. rick benjamin

    rick benjamin USA, Or, Damascus Secure the drama Silver Supporter 2016 Volunteer

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    I have Tums
     
  5. 808hondacrguy

    808hondacrguy Eugene,OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    :):)In my day... if I farted at the dinner table, I would have got a lot worse than that. AND it was legal and accepted.
     
  6. mikeybuck

    mikeybuck Clark county Active Member

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    Sounds like now the kid knows that he can get away with anything now. Bet he will be a great kid when he is a teenager.
     
  7. Chee-to

    Chee-to Oregon Well-Known Member

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    MOM; Don't fart at the table!!
    KID; Bite me !!.............................:eek:
     
  8. JRuby

    JRuby St. Helens Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Where is the dad in this - why aren't the kids going to live with the dad after this fiasco?
     
  9. The Heretic

    The Heretic Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Your parents would strangle and bite you??:eek:
     
  10. JRuby

    JRuby St. Helens Oregon Well-Known Member

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    My dad had a gun belt he would use on us.
     
  11. CoastRange57

    CoastRange57 Western Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    The little boy sitting at the dinner table had to fart. He did not want to, but he let a little one go. The old man yelled at Shep the dog under the table. Little boy thinks Shep took the fall so he lets another one go. The old man yells " Shep !!!" Kid still thinks the dog is getting the rap on the farting, so he just lets one rip..the old man yells " Shep, you better get out from under that table before that boy shi*s on you !!"
     
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