I have Gas...

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  1. The Heretic

    The Heretic
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    And they are going to give the kid back to her.

    I am sure the kid will be glad to be back with her - not.:rolleyes:
     
  2. 44mag2ndamend

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    Oh boy, I have gas too! And a pack of matches.
     
  3. rick benjamin

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    I have Tums
     
  4. 808hondacrguy

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    :):)In my day... if I farted at the dinner table, I would have got a lot worse than that. AND it was legal and accepted.
     
  5. mikeybuck

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    Sounds like now the kid knows that he can get away with anything now. Bet he will be a great kid when he is a teenager.
     
  6. Chee-to

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    MOM; Don't fart at the table!!
    KID; Bite me !!.............................:eek:
     
  7. JRuby

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    Where is the dad in this - why aren't the kids going to live with the dad after this fiasco?
     
  8. The Heretic

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    Your parents would strangle and bite you??:eek:
     
  9. JRuby

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    My dad had a gun belt he would use on us.
     
  10. CoastRange57

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    The little boy sitting at the dinner table had to fart. He did not want to, but he let a little one go. The old man yelled at Shep the dog under the table. Little boy thinks Shep took the fall so he lets another one go. The old man yells " Shep !!!" Kid still thinks the dog is getting the rap on the farting, so he just lets one rip..the old man yells " Shep, you better get out from under that table before that boy shi*s on you !!"
     
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