Other State Gator shot by Bushmaster AR15

[Koda]

I guess a BushMaster AR-15 in the hands of law enforcement is a semi-automatic rifle...

But in the hands of a mere citizen becomes a scary "assault weapon"...

I'm confused. Perhaps I just need progressive, liberal and leftist dictionaries to keep upon these changing definitions...

Yup, this is the jist of my post.

If a civilian did this they either would call it an assault rifle or wouldnt mention the gun at all...

 

[DirectDrive]

What an insult to a fine animal.
To be shot with a crappy gun.

 

[Caveman Jim]

It was a Swamp Harambe with a pack a Skittles.. protests at 11:00.
Back to you, Jim.

Yes CD, it was a terrible occurrence with the death of an up & coming member of the Gator world.
A candle light vidual will be held Thursday night featuring Gator tail & hushpuppies. Please bring a candle...

 

[Boboclown]

What an insult to a fine animal.
To be shot with a crappy gun.

Yeah... He should have used an I.O made with their Nasa AK science... When it jams or blows up he can still beat the gator with what's left.

 

[DuneHopper]

The headline would probably read something like "bigot-homophobe Trump supporter armed with fully semi-automatic ghost gun murders innocent Alligator attempting to feed it's starving children."

You left out white supremacist Nazi.....

 

[DuneHopper]

Green Peace's : Headlines.

Rare Jurassic Reptile, murdered by unsupervised police enforcer.

 

[Caveman Jim]

What an insult to a fine animal.
To be shot with a crappy gun.

I beg to differ, mine IS battle ready and I would trust it with my life.

 

[Certaindeaf]

Cops machinegun pet after baiting with white meat.

 

[Boboclown]

I beg to differ, mine IS battle ready and I would trust it with my life.

Pre or post remington Bushmaster?

 

[Kruel J]

Pre or post remington Bushmaster?

If it's a Windham BM it's a darn fine rifle.

 

[edzz]

Gator responds to home invasion, trees invader, gator shot by officer while waiting for first responded. Invader unharmed.

Remember dipping in a lot of ponds when I was stationed in southern Fla-da (NAS JAX). What spooked me more than the gators was the frigging snakes.

 

[Boboclown]

When you see a snake, they're most likely trying to not move.

Its when you don't see the snakes that they become a problem. Unless you're a clown, snakes never bother us clowns.

 

[Caveman Jim]

Pre or post remington Bushmaster?

It's a Windam Weapons era with an Adams Arms carbine piston. Has never failed although I had to tune the gas block to get the brass to eject at 3 o'clock.

 

[Boboclown]

It's a Windam Weapons era with an Adams Arms carbine piston. Has never failed although I had to tune the gas block to get the brass to eject at 3 o'clock.

Gotta love a pre-Remington bush.

 

[ZigZagZeke]

And that poor croc was just getting his life turned around. Croc lives matter!

 

[Koda]

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

 

[OldBroad44]

BAN semi-automatic gators!!

The American Alligator is extremely protective of it's nest and will go through great lengths to protect it. On top of that, they are top predators in their realm and always looking for an easy meal. They are a bit shy when it comes to humans, so these things only happen when their space is invaded.

Or if they are hungry.
Or are feeling extroverted that day.
And by the way, they consider everything, wet or dry, their space.

 

[Mister Bisley]

Alligators don't have feelings, they rely 100% on instinct.

 

[Boboclown]

Alligators don't have feelings, they rely 100% on instinct.

They sort of do, and sort of don't. They do have feelings of fear, pleasure (to a small extent, mostly a food so more instinct really), that sort of thing. But their capacity to feel anything is limited.

So... An alligator won't love (hell they'd even eat their young once they no longer care), but it will fear. They eventually recognize people who feed it, but that shouldn't be mistaken for love as much as it is just them going "this thing gives me food, I won't eat it unless it doesn't have food."

 

[Mister Bisley]

What time does an alligator go to the dentist?


Tooth-hurty