Favorite Quotes

[Member 53867]

"Pull my finger."
-- Everybody's Dad.

 

[bradsteen]

"Pull my finger."
-- Everybody's Dad.

It's all fun and games until someone sharts themselves.

 

[SnoopysSniper]

"say when". - a cantankerous Doc Holiday

 

[creese]

Anything can be turned into something to make another thing bigger - creese

 

[1911Fanatic]

The only thing that gets easier to pickup, the heavier it gets, is a fat chick…..
My late Grandpa

 

[Stomper]

The deadliest thing to any aspiring tyrant is a citizenry that is aware of their rights, informed on current events, vigilant against usurpations, and properly armed with effective weapons.


-Stomperisms 101

 

[CrackPipe]

Reason and free enquiry are the only effectual agents against error. ... Reason and persuasion are the only practicable instruments. To make way for these, free enquiry must be indulged; and how can we wish others to indulge it while we refuse it ourselves.

-Thomas Jefferson

 

[OrPackrat]

"When In Doubt, Shoot it Out"

 

[Stomper]

"Your boos mean nothing! I've seen what makes you cheer"!

-Rick & Morty

 

[1911Fanatic]

I saw two guys in matching outfits. I asked them if they were gay. They arrested me!

My late Grandpa

 

[Mrmerlinn]

 

[Loc]

You all shall rue the day that this thread was started. I have a 14-page Word document full of my favorite quotes. Let the games continue...

"If you gathered up all the fearful thoughts that exist in the mind of the average person, looked at them objectively, and tried to decide just how much good they provided that person, you would see that not some but all fearful thoughts are useless. They do no good. Zero. They interfere with dreams, hopes, desires and progress." - Richard Carlson

 

[fstdraw]

If not yet mentioned, a friend of mine told me to remove the front site on my .357 Magnum revolver I had as a back-up for hunting bear. He said it would hurt less when the bear shoved the revolver up my bubblegum!

 

[Mrmerlinn]

 

[Member 55555]

When asked about his third or fourth failed launch:

"I have learned more from my failures than from my successes."

Elon Musk

 

[ShooterMcQ]

"Thinking is free." - Supernatural

 

[Loc]

The Lives of the Many are Left to the Courage of a Few - Tears of the Sun subtitle

 

[HighlandLofts]

The lowest form of life on earth is a politition.
The lowest form of politition is a liberal democrat.
General George Patton

 

[Mikej]

The lowest form of life on earth is a politition.
The lowest form of politition is a liberal democrat.
General George Patton

I happen to fully believe that is true, but it looks like, maybe not.

 

[64MercurysRule]

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving." - Albert Einstein