Favorite Quotes

[Alexx1401]

Can't remember where I first heard it anymore but "Pizza is like sex. When its good its great but even when its not great its still pretty good." Still think about it almost every time I have some Pizza

 

[L84Cabo]

• The illiterate of the 21st​ century will not be those that cannot read and write…but those who cannot unlearn the lies they have been taught to believe.
• The truth has no defense against a fool determined to believe a lie.
• You learn a lot about people when they don't get what they want from you. If you really want to see what a person is all about, watch how they behave when you tell them "no."
• The brain is not designed to keep you happy. The brain is designed to keep you alive.
• Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it.
• Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
• When you follow a leader, consider what would make you withdraw your support. If the answer is nothing, your integrity is in jeopardy. Your highest loyalty belongs to principles, not people. No leader deserves unconditional love. Commitment is earned through character.
• Your grandfather didn't sleep in a foxhole in a faraway land, clutching a picture of your grandmother so you would surrender your guns, you pathetic weak minded fools!
• If asking for ID before you vote is voter suppression, why is asking for ID before you buy a gun not Second Amendment suppression?
• Individual rights are not subject to public vote; a majority has no right to vote away the rights of the minority. Ayn Rand
• The Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other. John Adams
• Dogs are God's way of apologizing for your relatives

 

[Jeepsnguns]

Not a quote by a famous person, but one from my step father many years ago when I was around 21 or 22.
He told me "Don't waste your money chasing pu$$y".
I didn't listen.
In retrospect I should have, it was good advice!

 

[titsonritz]

Martinis are like women's breasts, one is not enough and three is too many.

 

[Bacchus]

Martinis are like women's breasts, one is not enough and three is too many.

Okay, but what does that have to do with Ritz?

 

[Bacchus]

"Better dead than red."

 

[moose]

Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together. — Elizabeth Taylor

 

[GI JEW 555]

"Just how much of my hard earned money, do you feel your freely entitled to?"

 

[Plunger45]

"We don't inherit the earth, we borrow it from our children." Chief Seattle

 

[40man]

It’s official: people who like inspirational quotes have lower IQs

Please share this on Facebook, for all our sake

www.shortlist.com

 

[Andy54Hawken]

All skill is in vain when an angel pees in the touch hole of your musket.

Leave it to the Germans to have a proverb with an angel , pee and a musket...
Andy

 

[Ruger Rich]

It’s official: people who like inspirational quotes have lower IQs

Please share this on Facebook, for all our sake

www.shortlist.com

I really hope you don't take too much stock in this. But, it's
interesting to see yet another way to stir the pot.

 

[GI JEW 555]

Low IQ and uneducated I guess haha.

" It's is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. The quotations, when engraved upon the memory, give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more." (Winston Churchill)

I guess you should "know your enemy and know yourself in a hundred battles you will never be in peril." (Sun Tzu)

 

[bradsteen]

On stupidity...

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
- George Carlin

"Never argue with an idiot; they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
- Mark Twain

 

[Jeepsnguns]

On stupidity...

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
- George Carlin

"Never argue with an idiot; they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
- Mark Twain

Adding one to your list:
"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."
- Mark Twain

 

[Provincial]

"We don't inherit the earth, we borrow it from our children." Chief Seattle

All the Chief Seattle quotes that I have seen are phony. They were written by a screenwriter in 1971.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/chief-seattle/

 

[Provincial]

"He is the kind of guy that gets out of the shower to take a leak." - Dave Guliani

"Some people wash their hands before taking a leak. Some wash their hands after taking a leak. Some wash their hands before and after taking a leak. - Dave Guliani

BTW, the word he used wasn't "leak" and it started with a "p".

 

[Plunger45]

All the Chief Seattle quotes that I have seen are phony. They were written by a screenwriter in 1971.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/chief-seattle/

Good to know. The quote is still a good one that should help remind us to take care of our earth.


History has proven time and time again that in a free democratic society the one thing that is NOT needed is the government deciding what IS needed. -Scott Treichler

 

[40man]

I really hope you don't take too much stock in this. But, it's
interesting to see yet another way to stir the pot.

I don't take much stock in anything I read on the internet due to my favorite quote:

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet."-Abraham Lincoln

 

[Bacchus]

"Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners." - George Carlin