Favorite Quotes

[pharmseller]

I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that, should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er.

Read it out loud.




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[GI JEW 555]

I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that, should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er.

Read it out loud.


Shakespeare guy, yeah?



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[pharmseller]

Yeah.
Macbeth has the good ones.

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Also best said aloud.



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[pharmseller]

Or, from Hamlet,

Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

 

[frank linkh]

... i may not go down in history but I'll go down on your little sister....

 

[Hop Sing]

... i may not go down in history but I'll go down on your little sister....

Which reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on a Jeep: If I wanted a Hummer I would just call your sister.

 

[boattail]

Which reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on a Jeep: If I wanted a Hummer I would just call your sister.

My uncle had one that said "a hard man is good to find "

 

[Bacchus]

"Green is the new red."

 

[Jeepsnguns]

My uncle had one that said "a hard man is good to find "

Funny, my aunt used to say the same thing!

 

[Bacchus]

"That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you." -- Bruce Willis, in Pulp Fiction.

 

[bellarum]

The Duke said it best

 

[bradsteen]

"if the mistake is big enough, you'll only regret it for a second."

 

[clanhanson]

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

-Colonel Sanders

 

[bradsteen]

Another one to add...

"The irony of the Information Age is that it has given new respectability to uninformed opinion."

Veteran reporter John Lawton, speaking to the American Association of Broadcast Journalists, 1995

 

[pharmseller]

The Duke said it best

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Duke never said that.

Sorry.



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[bellarum]

Duke never said that.

Sorry.



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Hold on…I'm writing that down…

 

[Jeepsnguns]

"If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?"
― Steven Wright

 

[GI JEW 555]

"Why waltz with a guy for 10 rounds if you can knock him out in one?"
__ Rocky Marciano

 

[OldBroad44]

Praise the Lord but keep your powder dry.

Praise Allah but tether your camel.

traditional, two different traditions.

 

[OldBroad44]

If God meant for good scotch to have water in it he would have put it there.
Arthur L. Koch