it happens. i have a funny but rather gross story... a buddy of mine was 3 steps into the woods in his "office" about to do his business when suddenly a 4x4 muley popped out. he got excited and ended up crapping his pants...wouldnt ride in the truck after the morning hunt was over. i noticed his shirt was missing when he took his jacket off back at camp...
"hey, wheres your..."
"I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT"
lol he taked about it around the fire that night after driving 15 miles to town to pay for a shower.
we were ROLLING!!!
some of the funniest stuff happens while hunting.
That's why wet wipes are a necessity when I pack out, that or one sock it